The story is told that on one of W.C. Field's movies they would not let him drink on the set. He got around this by bringing Screwdrivers in an orange juice bottle. Someone poured his Orange Juice and Vodka out and refilled it with just orange juice. W.C. supposedly finished a scene and made a beeline for his bottle. He grabbed it up, took a big ol' drink, started choking and spit it out screaming "Someone put orange juice in my orange juice!!"
Ask either one : if I asked the other guard, which door would he tell me was not the exit? Turnabout be fair play!
lol You're so silly, sometimes. Ask the guards what door the other guard might tell you is the exit, then choose the opposite door. (Confession, a coworker gave me this riddle, recently) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"According to Business Insider, the screwdriver was named decades ago, when American oil workers in the Persian Gulf added vodka to their orange juice to make their job a little easier. Alas, to mix their on-the-go cocktail, they needed a spoon, but there aren’t that many spoons lying around the oil fields. To solve this problem, they used a screwdriver instead. Presto! The screwdriver was born." - https://www.thedailymeal.com/drink/origin-screwdriver
Well let's see, if I had to guess, yes? Since there's a mile between the two s's Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobo's and Tramps, Cross-Eyed Mosquito's and Bow-Legged Ants. I'm here in front of ya', cause I'm not behind ya', I'm here to address ya', cause I can't undress ya'. It seems that one dark night in the middle of the day, two non-existent boys never went out to play. Back to back they faced each other, pulled their swords and shot one another! Two deaf policemen heard the noise, came and arrested the two non-existent boys! Now, lest you think this tale is tall, just ask the blind man...cause he saw it all! - written on a wall
OK Wegs, a bat is one dollar more than a ball and together they are one dollar and ten cents. How much is the ball?
Had cause to use a public toilet cubicle the other day. Some grafitti was scrawled near the bottom of the door, "Beware of Limbo Dancers" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
