The origin of woman.

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  1. TheFrogger

    TheFrogger Banned Valued Senior Member

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    Hello.

    Would you agree it would appear all men were born equal, until one kills the other and is castrated as punishment. I contest society is constituted entirely of men, and woman is made from the murder of the other man. Seven years in a woman's prison for murder.

    As such I believe my girlfriend is more akin to Robocop, or a Dreadnought, than a pink teletubby.

    Woman have body armour and everything: bullet-proof vests protecting their heart and the like.
     
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  3. Jeeves

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    That's some incredible biology, not the least incredible part being that you have a girlfriend.
    All the same, I'd like to have been there to see all those equal men being born.
     
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    Uh - no.
    OK then.
    Sorry to hear about your girlfriend.
     
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    Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    My brain doth explode in intellectualousity!

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    Why is this still in a science forum?
     
    DaveC426913, Oct 5, 2016
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    Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    I would suggest whatever joke one imagines this sort of post constitutes pretty much fails every time.

    Members are reminded that we are all better off if they do not bother with such ritual self-denigration.
     
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