The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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  1. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    you have to welsh to understand it
     
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  3. bkid Registered Member

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    I'm not welsh, and i understand it.
     
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  5. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    thankyou, not very funny but offensive to welsh people, (except me who fell of my chair when i heard it)
     
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  7. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    A gay guy goes to see his dr, his dr says what can i do for you today?
    the gay guy goes, my as hole hurts like hell,
    ok the dr says, what i need you to do is go out tonight have 12 pints of lager
    then go and have 2 vindaloos and then go out and eat 12 laxatives.
    Ok the gay guy said, will that help my ass?
    No the dr said but it will teach you what your ass is made for!!
     
  8. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    a woman goes to see her dr, and her dr says what can i do for you today? and she says well i have three vaginas, oh the dr said looking up in surprise can you lift your skirt and let me have a look, ok she said lifiting her skirt, after about 10mins of examination she say's well doc what can you do for me, well he says i can put a plaster on the vagina on the outside of your left leg and i can do the same with the right leg, leaving just the normal vagina exposed, mmmmmm she said and that will help me? no the dr said, but it will stop you getting fucked left right and centre.
     
  9. thenamespaul Registered Member

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    a mexican and a nigger are in a car and they drive off a cliff and die.
    who wins?

    society.






    what do u call 3 asains and mexican and 3 black guys standing in a row in a front yard?

    a sprinkler! chink chink chink spick nigger nigger nigger

    hahaha
     
  10. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    thats so racist that you have to laugh.

    peace.
     
  11. london and 9/11 bomings

    Now these jokes are directily related to the london and 9/11 bomings so if you are sensitive to this subject plz dont read on....


    Q: what is the difference between smartys and a londoner?

    A: smartys dont blowup in the tube


    Q: what was everyone singing before the towers went down?

    A: We got 21 seconds to go we got 21 seconds to go
     
  12. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    After the london bombings thousands of tottenham fans rushed to tavistock square because they hadn't seen an open top bus in years....
     
  13. Lord Hillyer Banned Banned

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  14. Chatha big brown was screwed up Registered Senior Member

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    True story: A new York man drank a boost enegry drink and had an errection for four days, he had to have his penis blood drained. His last name was "woods"
     
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    how do you make a six year old cry twice?
    fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.



    A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
    "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
    "Lets have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
    "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
    "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
    "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
    Silence took over... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:
    "So, what's it gonna be?"
    To which he replies, "Meow."
     
  16. bcs07 Guest

    mu haha

    the power of water will wash you
    the power of water will wash you
    NO IM MELTING!
    mu haha:jason:
     
  17. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    meow very good
     
  18. spotmonk Guest

    what's harder than nailing dead babies to the wall?




    my dick while I do it.
     
  19. Who was the world's greatest Jewish cook?












    Hitler
     
  20. Q. What do you get if you take a Power-drill to a baby's head?

    A. Dunno bout you, but I get a hard on.

    bleurgh!!
     
  21. Q. Whats got 8 legs and a big black cunt?

    A.The A-team
     
  22. Q. What do you call a welshman with a stick up his arse?

    A. A Taffy-apple.
     
  23. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    hahahahaha i liked that one!! i'll tell me friends that one when i go to cardiff (my home town) at the weekend
     
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