The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

I was asked to run a marathon, but I said no chance, theres no way I could win.

Then I was told that it was for spastics and blinds, so I thought Fuckit i could win that.... :m:

 

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nice one!

 

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thank you charmer
its nice to know that my work is being appreciated

Whats the best thing about Michael Jackson being found innocent?

i now have a babysitter for my son, which is lucky cause i lost ian huntley

 

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uuuuuuuuu

 

good joke jas

 

ta huni, i liked it!

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knock kcock,

whos there?

cocka doodle

cocka doodle who??

 

cocka doodle your a fuck head

 

your a fuck pig

 

(can i play?)

Your dog owes my mother Fuck Money.

Anyway, here's a joke, although I dunno if it'll work in print, as it's a audio gag.
Plus, I'm pretty sure anyone outside England wont get it and I cant be fucked to explain it. So...

'Overheard Richard Whitely's EKG machine the other day... went something like: ...beep... beep... beep... biddy-biddy-biddlybum. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....'

 

yes you can play

 

YOUR mama so old, bitch got powdered milk comin' out her titties.

 

your mamas gash is so wide i can clime right inside

 

donkey honk

 

slong suker

 

wow, wait a minute, where did my mate charmer go, oh yer rite of course, to fuck yo mum

 

Q) What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

A) The little boy under my stairs

 

Your mama's SOOOOOOOO fat, her passport photo says 'continued on other page'...

 

Police shut down Brixton High Street yesterday after finding a mysterious device in a nigger's car.
Turned out to be a tax disc.

 

Come on - this threads dying out.....