The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

the stupid white men joke is from Family Guy.. Totally ripped off man
as well as the one right after it abotu why women have boobs.

 

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Q: What is the most offensive joke ever?

A: Black people

And i win the gold

 

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no shit it's from family guy. i put it up because it's funny, and offensive.

 

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I love family guy!! But how about this...


A Mexican, an American, and a Japanese man are on a boat. It starts to sink. They need to throw some stuff overboard to keep afloat.The Mexican throws tacos off the boat and says 'there I too many of these in my country'.The Japanese man throws a sack of rice over and says 'there's too much of this in my country.' The Amrican throws the mexican overboard and says 'there are too many of these in my country!"

LOL.

I'm bad. Sorry. I'm not racist. One more...


If you are looking for a mexican where do you go?
The local McDonalds.

(Thank you kaylie for coming up with the last one... )

If these offend you:
1. read the name of the thread.
2. Fuck off.

 

For the brits this one .Arthur Scargill has been loaned "Neverland" by Micheal Jackson. Its been ten years since he's seen a minors helmet!

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( arthur scargill was a really, really bolshi trouble making union boss in charge of the UK's miners in the 70's and 80's)

 

this post is for wanderer,

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
SPRITUS SANCTI SPRITUS SANCTI EN NUMINUS DEO

 

Are you an absolute wanker? fuck off with your religous shit . twat.

 

hahaah, he said power of christ, that joke was awesome, not very offensive though. Unless it wasn't a joke...........

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he was so powerful that he got himself killed. there's a great line in a crass song that says,"jesus died for his own sins, not mine." i hate religion so much.

 

Q)What is the best thing about nailing babies to walls?

A)Ripping them off

 

Q) What do lesbians do when they are on their periods???




A) Finger paint

 

awwww, im laughing and crying at the same time, that is not offensive but just dirty. ahhhhh, im thinking about it, AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Someone shut him up-- I've just burst into flames.

Charmed...

 

What do Jacko and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks...

Charmed...

 

that's great. i love that. i'm gonna use that one sometime

 

What is the similarity between a Mexican and a cue ball?

The harder you hit them the better english you get.

 

A newspaper reporter was interviewing a brit about the latest public poll that indicated 60% of all Englishmen were gay. "What do you think about that?" was the queastion.

The brit answered, "I wont be satisfied until they make it absolutely mandatory."


"If the poll were true how do you account for all the children born in Great Britain?"


"The French have it in for them"

 

If a man and woman are married in West Virginia and move to California and get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

 

Where are all the dead Pope jokes?
I haven't heard any yet?

Charmed...

 

Q) What's old, blue and stiff?

A) The Pope