The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth!

It is natural to speak only rarely,
violent winds do not last a whole morning...
...and if the heavens and the earth cannot sustain things for long,
How much less the human being.
(dao de jing chap23)


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She's pretty cute, cole. And judging from her purse, she's toothless. Even better!

 

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Wouldn't you pretty much have to light a fart on fire to get a light to "shine" from your anus ?
:bugeye:

 

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This life confuses me.

 

Hmm, do you perhaps like adam's apples and facial hair and male genitals as well?

Eat this, fag;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k96nxro0XM8
How does this flesh-viscosity make you feel?
Does it make your anus dry and tight?

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jessica biel

 

Doc–
I find strength a very appealing attribute. I know Australia is full of pussy animals, and you've probably never been stalked by anything bigger than a biting fly, so I can see how you find weak, useless women attractive. Ornamentation. "Hey guys, look what trash I picked up!" That's great. I like my women to keep up with me. I like women that can carry moose meat and cross glacial rivers.

But then, when you live on a continent where the most dangerous vertabrate is what, a giant flightless bird? A big slow, dumb reptile? There's a lot of room for degenerative sexual selection.

 

Australia has elk, water buffalo, banteng, wild boar, scrub bulls, wild donkeys which are savage as fuck, wild camels which are worse, feral dogs weighing 170 lbs (which are brazen - unlike pussy wolves)... and of course saltwater crocs, the top 10 deadliest snakes on earth, the 2 deadliest spiders, the deadliest jelly fish, the deadliest octapus, the creature which produces the most painful sensation known to man (the platypus), red kangaroos (which could punch your head in before kicking you in the guts and opening it up), tiger, bull and great white sharks, aborigines etc.
You and your man-lady wouldn't last a day.

Cultures which appreciate strong women are those struggling to survive, tribes of incompetent men, societies of great males have always kept beautiful delicate women up in their bedrooms in towers, bossing around servants and waiting to be fucked.
I'm just good enough to look after myself and a useless woman, one whose completely specialised for beauty without unsightly functionality holding her back.

 

Moose, dude. Bigger than any two of those animals combined, 'cept maybe the cow-like ones. And our aborigines have guns. You also forgot to add stingrays to your list of pests, which are basically natural hazards. You may accidently get stung and died. That's cool, I guess. Not as cool as falling off a mountain or as spectacular as triggering an avalanche, though.

Do Australians routinely get attacked by platypuses? I tried to catch them when I was down there, but they were such pussies they took off quick. Kangroos were easy to catch, but most marsupials are. Wee bit slow.

If by good enough, you mean lock yourself up in a tower that daddy built for you. I'm good enough to leave the tower and chase off charging sow grizzlies with boulders. No reason to bring along a girl that pees her pants.

Then your argument would go something like "my girl pees her pants, but I still protect her." Yeah, with diesel, plastic, dry wall, and Bics. That shit doesn't count.

 

Haha. Put in another way, you couldn't let him have the final word.

 

quick, someone post another picture before this thread gets derailed

 

Here you go:

Aishwarya

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She's a little scary looking. Too scary for me.

 

I'd go so far as to say she's fucking hideous. Unusually unattractive in the face.
I think the fact she looks like a white woman is why she's so popular in india, but she looks like a really ugly white woman.
They should just embrace attractive indian women, there are some.
Seriously she makes me convulse like I'm going to throw up if I look at her face for more than a couple of seconds.

I'm good enough to leave the tower, why would I want the woman to come with me? The wilderness is no place for a lady, so yes she stays back in the tower having baths in rose petals and etc.
Frankly if I saw your lady out in the wilderness I'd punch her in the face, and I'd have every right to do so since she feels she's so tough and can mix it up in a man's world.
What a cunt.
The rules of never hitting ladies only applies to lady-ladies. It's an unwritten aggreement that they're sacrificing functionality in pursuit of beauty, which is a noble cause, and so they are exempt from rough treatment.
But your woman wants to have muscles and carry moose and kick around in the sticks.
Well, if she wants to have muscles she better have big fucking muscles, cause I'm gonna punch the shit out of her.
Actually me and my buddies together are going to beat the shit out of her, there's heaps of us so...

 

I think she looks stupid probably because of her pose. She could potential look normal if she didn't look so surprised. Her head looks pretty huge in proportion to her body, which may be an indicator of intelligence... I hope she's smart.

 

I personally think she looks better in Indian clothes:

(PS she doesn't look white, she looks like the Indians from the state she originally comes from)

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I think she looks like a plastic machine.
She probably looks a lot better in person, like if you went hiking with her, you could really appreciate her. Not in these pictures though. Then again, some people like fakey.

 

Those bloodshot eyeballs aren't doing it for me.