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Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Tiassa, Jun 28, 2004.

  1. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Well, what are the questions that the situation suggests?

    They need to make sure that he didn't lock her in there. They need to make sure that she wasn't previously disabled and intentionally neglected. That this outcome isn't the result of some sadistic exploitation. That he did not knowingly neglect a psychiatric issue.

    Barring any specific evidence, there won't be any charges. But look at those last three paragraphs of the source citation. So let's go ahead and give the benefit of the doubt and presume that accurately represents the situation. Still, doesn't it just sound strange?

    And no, I haven't seen Idiocracy.
     
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  5. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    it actually sounds like REALLY server agrophobia (or she was fat and lazy sorry didnt read what her weight was) which is definitly not her BF's fault. Actually the frist thing PB said when she saw this is "how the hell did HE go to the toilet"
     
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  7. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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  8. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    I heard about this an hour ago on Detroit radio. WTF?
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    its a physical defect of hers
     
  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Mental too
     
  11. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe she just really needed a bran muffin...
     
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  13. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Update & Commentary

    Source: CNN.com
    Link: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html
    Title: "Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay", by Associated Press
    Date: March 13, 2008

    The update:

    The commentary:

    Often in society, people engage the question of the Samaritan vs. Cain. What do we owe our friends and neighbors? Am I "my brother's keeper"?

    McFarren's words offer a stark example of what happens when we side with the justification offered for a mythical fratricide. It is good that McFarren at least recognizes he erred in waiting too long, but the relationship between human adaptability and apathy—"... after a while, you kind of get used to it"—is at least mildly unsettling.

    As to a solution to the general challenge presented by this episode, I'm left for now borrowing Dominic Holden's words: "I don’t know what to say except, parents, please don’t beat your kids."
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    See Also:

    Holden, Dominic. "That Woman Whose Skin Grafted to Her Toilet Seat". Slog. March 13, 2008. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/that_woman_whose_skin_grafted_to_her_toi
     
  14. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    watch it it is enlighting
     
  15. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    The boyfriend, who did not seek assistance for all of this time, must be nearly as much of a nutcase as the woman.
     
  16. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    The Menagerie ... for, well, okay, some of your bizarre news needs

    For the record, this tale was included yesterday in The Menagerie. And there's a tragic twist to this "most bizarre news story":

    I should also mention that the latest update we have suggests that the woman's refusal to come out of the bathroom was caused by a phobia derived from childhood physical abuse.
     
  17. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    which bit exactly?

    As for agrophobia (which im sure it is) you cant force someone suffering an axiaty related disorder to seek help. Hell it took me 4 apointments to actually GET to the shrinks and that was my choice to actually go (i made the apointments and i wanted to go). If its someone else telling you you HAVE to go thats MORE likly to induce a panic atack
     
  18. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Eins, zwei, drei, alle!

    It sounds a bit like an Onion article.

    That's right: Air Force ... uber alles!

    As one blogger wrote, "Do they teach German history at the Air Force Academy?"

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    This is not a joke.

    Some links:

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    Buzanowski, Staff Sgt. J. G. "Air Force is 'Above All'". Air Force Link. February 20, 2008. http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123087033

    Tongodeon. "Air Force Public Affairs Officers Who Should Be Fired". March 11, 2008. http://tongodeon.livejournal.com/713617.html

    See Also:

    Spool, Ari. "Uber Alles". Slog. March 13, 2008. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/uber_alles
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    above, above all, Russian ICBMS and Su planes
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    IT IS A COMEDY
     
  21. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Two-fer time: Anus and the Suicide 'Bot

    Two-fer Time!
    Sometimes the headlines speak for themselves


    Every once in a while you come across a headline that says it all. Now, let's be clear; three outlets, one source. That original source is the Australian newspaper The Daily Telegraph, who posted the headline, "Pensioner gets bum's rush on op". In London, The Sun went with, "Leg op woman gets bum deal".

    Okay, so you know this is going to be bad, right?

    In the United States, FOX News dispensed with the jokes and headed up the story, "Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead".

    • • •​

    What was it Eric Idle sang on the cross? "Always look on the bright side of life"? An elderly Australian man apparently disagreed. The headline for Fran Yeoman's story for The Times is fairly straightforward: "Man, 81, kills himself with shot from 'suicide robot'".

    Jack Kevorkian, eat your heart out.

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    FOX News. "Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead". March 20, 2008. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

    Yeoman, Fran. "Man, 81, kills himself with shot from 'suicide robot'". TimesOnline. March 20, 2008. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article3591734.ece
     
  22. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Morbid obesity

    Source: CNN.com
    Link: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/21/toddler.crushed.ap/index.html
    Title: "Police: Obese relative may have crushed boy", by Associated Press
    Date:: March 21, 2008


    This one speaks for itself:

    The above constitutes the whole of the Associated Press article, and is all I have on the story at this time.
     
  23. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    its not surpising this has happened my friend, it was only a matter of time. Side note though: Actually alot of newborns die each year when there parents acidently roll on them in there sleep (after breast feeding or whatnot)
     

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