The lefts delusion...explained!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Redefine91, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. Redefine91 I piss excellence Registered Senior Member

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    Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 , witnesses claimed that an
    unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle
    ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
    This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the
    U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

    However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine
    months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham,
    John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne
    Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?


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  3. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    To quote the late Jack Cady; specifically, a footnote in The American Writer: Shaping a Nation's Mind:

    The deal went this way: Love of God came first, but love of wife or husband, if it didn't get in the way of love of God, was (except for sex on Sundays) godly. One droll story comes about because of a preacherly belief that birth came, to the the day, exactly nine months after a conception. This belief faded pretty quickly after a preacher's wife gave birth on a Sunday afternoon. (p.57)​

    Additionally, it might be pointed out that "nine months" or forty weeks is a bit of a myth, anyway:

    The 40 weeks we estimate for pregnancy actually begin at the day of the last period, on average two weeks before you even conceived! This tradition began decades (maybe centuries) before ultrasound and ovulation detection were invented, when all they had to go on was the date of the last period. So don’t be surprised if your practitioner tells you that you are eight weeks pregnant and you know you only conceived six weeks ago. (Yahoo Health)​

    Let me know when you get the menstrual survey back from all the mothers involved.

    Tell me about it. Your Reticulan lineage must be embarrassed as hell.

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  5. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    Coburn, Thomas Allen (b. 1948) — also known as Tom A. Coburn — of Oklahoma. Born in Casper, Natrona County, Wyo., March 14, 1948. Republican. U.S. Representative from Oklahoma 2nd District, 1995-2001.
     
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