the imminent attack theory

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  1. R1D2 many leagues under the sea. Valued Senior Member

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    The theory is a alien or Zombie "hoard" attacks us.
    And you are going to face an imminent attack. There are no if and or buts about it.
    What would you bring to fight them off to save your hide?
    I hope everyone that reads over this, posts something.
    I wanna hear what you have to add.....
     
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  3. Bowser Life is Fatal. Valued Senior Member

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    I'm terribly unprepared since I don't own any guns. I suppose my first priority would be to head to the local gun store, but that might prove useless considering everybody else would be doing the same.
     
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  5. KilljoyKlown Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    On short notice, a baseball bat might work. A sawed off shotgun using large buckshot rounds might work well. However, I know zombies don't do well if they lose there heads, so some kind of long sharp sword would be my choice of weapon.

    One of these would do nicely.

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  7. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    -Halloween kit; Disguise yourself as one of them.
    -ACME Brain Launcher; Send them packing off after an easy meal while you hightail it in the opposite direction.
    -ACME Grenade Launcher; just for fun.
    -Bath Salts; If you can't beat 'em- join 'em.
    -Pack of cigarettes; National Survey shows most zombies prefer non-smokers.
     
  8. Buddha12 Valued Senior Member

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    Why not just dress up like they look and pretend to be one of them? They aren't that bright you know so how would they know if it was another zombie or not?:shrug:

    This way you can live amongst them without worry for they think you are one of them and just leave you alone.

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  9. scheherazade Northern Horse Whisperer Valued Senior Member

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    Most entertaining reply thus far, lol...

    Nice swords, KJ.

    Bowser, I'll lend you a horse and we can ride off to a safe distance, do recon. and I have a nice flat-shooting .270 Ruger with a 4X Leopold scope that we can snipe from at least 300 yards. It's been a few years but I did have the best target of the day at an Easter Turkey shoot at the local gun range with it.

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  10. Bowser Life is Fatal. Valued Senior Member

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    Leupolds are excellent scopes--I know because I used to make them. Sounds good.
     
  11. seagypsy Banned Banned

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    Well it seems good plans for zombie attacks have been covered. As for alien attacks, I would probably just get my hands on alien pheromones and spray them on people that I don't like. But not before covering these people in something that acts as an on contact poison on the aliens. Of course it really depends on what type of alien they are and what they want from us.
     
  12. R1D2 many leagues under the sea. Valued Senior Member

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    Since this is hypothetical.
    Bring anything and everything you "wish".
    I think I would bring a up armor Hummve
    A S.A.W. And a mark 19. And a few clay more mines. And lots of ammo
    But if it were for real I would like a good machete. My truck and a pistol
     
  13. R1D2 many leagues under the sea. Valued Senior Member

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    The aliens want to kill you.
    I would like a Abrams tank.
     
  14. scheherazade Northern Horse Whisperer Valued Senior Member

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    You used to make Leupold scopes, Bowser? That is really interesting. They are certainly considered top flight by those who guide and outfit up here, the small aircraft and helicopter pilots and those whose life and/or livelihood depends upon their firearm and optics.

    Back to the premise of this thread, of all the things that I don't lay awake at night worrying about, zombies or aliens would be at the top of the list R1D2.

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    I don't watch those kind of movies and I really don't have much of a frame of reference for zombies or aliens.

    This thread has made me chuckle, though...

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  15. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    High Mobility Multi-Wheeled Vehicle: HMMWV not hummer or Humvee.

    Claymores are pretty bad ass. But I wouldn't rely on the for zombies. Too low a hit. You might prefer a good shotgun, maybe a mossberg flex for cool factor. Hit 'em in the head.

    Hell, if "anything," - Healing Potion from any Final Fantasy series. They have opposite effect on he undead.
    -Sunglasses and contracts for M.J.'s upcoming thriller video. If you're lucky- might even get him in it. :bugeye:

    Ok- for aliens
    - Contract Micheal Bay to shoot the movie; There will be so many 'awesome explosions,' hot babes, more explosions, CG-- the aliens will be wiped out. You'll never really understand how or why they got wiped out but they did. Must have been all the awesomeness.
    - The common cold.
    - Full set DVD Star Trek series. They'll spend more time laughing at us than shooting us.
    - A computer virus; Because IBM and Microsoft is compatible with alien technology (ID4)
    - Complimentary copy of Darwins Theory of Evolution; They'll realize there is intelligence here, after-all.
     
  16. R1D2 many leagues under the sea. Valued Senior Member

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    I knew the Army at least uses the term HMMWV. But not everyone is familiar with that term.

    A flame thrower would be neat to use. Or WP.

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    AlexG-$ cool picture.

    Also if you are going up against Aliens I hope its like the ones in Independence Day (with Will Smith). Not "Aliens" (with miss Weaver). And I guess predators (Like with Arnold) were hard core aliens too. So I say all those coming at once. To destroy each other and us. I think we would be better off, fighting them

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    in a Jungle. But to fight them I might. Start with all of Chinas military going first. Then a mix of Russian and American spec ops teams. Followed by whatever the UN could throw militarily together. Then whoever the Middle East could fight with. Then English, Europeans, and Australians. That would be my choice how to fight them. But if it was just me only. Well I would honestly not know where to start. In how to "last". Except I would like to utilize some

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    nasty Napalm.
     
  20. scheherazade Northern Horse Whisperer Valued Senior Member

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    Okay, home from working all night, horses and self fed, a stew in the slow cooker, a load of laundry on and a few minutes to do some research on the best way to kill zombies as I am a total neophyte to the cause. Here's what I have found so far....

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    Bingo! I found 'THE' expert and he has written a book.
    Apparently my strategy of fleeing on horseback and sniping (head-shots of course) rate fairly highly. I also own two chainsaws, a couple of axes and plenty of shovels and hay forks around a ranch. A Tundra in four wheel drive could do a good job on them but it might be worthwhile to have a lift kit put on and a roll cage and winch. A few folks in the back with tiger torches and portable propane tanks could likely have a blast. A powerful crossbow could really confuse the zombies as it would be silent and deadly.

    Zombies are decaying all the time and I bet we could do a real number with a fire truck if we filled it with hydrogen peroxide and just sprayed them down. They would just foam themselves out of action. Have you ever seen hydrogen peroxide react to infection?

    We could also use the aerial fire fighting aircraft and drop sugar or salt on them en masse. Both sugar and salt suck all remaining fluids out of almost anything. We could just turn them all into 'zerkie' or zombie jerky. Going to have to clean up eventually and I was thinking that the dehydrated remains could be used incinerated in the local crematorium. :bugeye:
     
  22. KilljoyKlown Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Those are all very good methods, but I'd like to add an auto compacter in a wrecking yard. You could compact several zombies at the same time. I also, think you could feed zombies to the pigs.

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  23. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    You know... I'm starting to really wonder about this pig feeding obsession of yours.
     

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