The effects of masturbation (in poll format)

Discussion in 'Science & Society' started by Facial, Jan 28, 2006.

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Is masturbation harmful?

  1. Yes.

    3 vote(s)
    7.3%
  2. No.

    38 vote(s)
    92.7%
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  1. Facial Valued Senior Member

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    Recently there are two raging threads about the long defunct notion that masturbation causes harm to the body.

    can masturbation cause :
    hair loss
    atrophy
    bent necks
    bent spine
    bad posture
    aging
    sexually transmitted diseases
    ???

    Just for the sake of demonstration, let us take a poll on this issue to make sure everyone has a little graphical reminder on the top that shows the dominant position on this issue, and to respect precedent.
     
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  3. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    you already know how i voted

    everybody please vote on this
    so we can put this to rest
     
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  5. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    Of course it's not harmful, in any way. In your list of commonly referred-to myths about it's harmful affects, you forgot blindness. This makes me laugh. Masturbation harmful?! Ha!!
     
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  7. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Nope. Many people on this board are living proof of the fact that it doesn not cause adverse effects.
     
  8. cato less hate, more science Registered Senior Member

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    hehe you said "poll" =]
     
  9. qwerty mob Deicidal Registered Senior Member

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    roflz~~
     
  10. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    I don't think masturbation causes any sexual diseases. It contributes to the breakdown of the body initiated by any disease the person may have.
     
  11. SnakeLord snakeystew.com Valued Senior Member

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    Who's the idiot that said yes??

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  12. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

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  14. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

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    Health attributes to Masturbation

    It relieves stress, tension and menstrual cramps, releases endorphins, fights yeast infections by increasing blood flow to the pelvis, exercises and flushes the prostate gland, strengthens pelvic muscles, is a good cardiovascular workout, burns calories, gives you sexual self confidence which boosts self esteem and allows you to remain sexually active throughout your entire life. Masturbation is a great way for pregnant women and people with physical limitations to enjoy sex. If you’ve never had an orgasm before, many sex therapists prescribe regular masturbation. Usually an hour a day for several weeks is all it takes. And basically your goal is to relax, to free yourself from all your worries and distractions and pay attention to yourself and your own pleasure.

    http://www.allsexguide.com/masturbation_overview.htm
     
  15. leopold Valued Senior Member

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  16. Gustav Banned Banned

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    masturbation = abortion
    masturbation = decline in marriage
    masturbation = negative population gropwth
    masturbation = sociopaths
    masturbation = dysfunctional humans and society
    masturbation = sticky mess
    masturbation = kleenex stock in upward tick
    masturbation = porn industry is most profitable
    masturbation = playboy replaces bible
    masturbation = jenna james elected president
    masturbation = state of the union address renamed national wank off day
    masturbation = "jerk you" replaces "fuck you"
     
  17. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    I read that alcohol is good for the heart.

    Even children know that too much alcohol makes you an alcoholic and you get liver disease and die.

    Too bad scientists don't have the wisdom of children.
     
  18. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    Just what I said. And while you are freed from all worries and distractions, paying attentin to yourself and your own pleasure, the overlords come in an take over you country, your businessess and your women.

    After all. You are so busy playing with yourself, you don't have time for the women right? We can see the effects on your culture of this plot already. All the white women are leaving the white man for the black man. The black man is not stupid enough to buy all this masturbation baloney. He still has what the white woman needs. The white man has squirted it all away because some news article said it was good for his prostate.

    Excessive masturbation will make you gay, weak and effiminate. Half of Britians politicans are being revealed as homosexuals.

    What does it take to wake you guys up?
     
  19. Gustav Banned Banned

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    ja
    i actually have visited the "newscientist" offices and man are they a bunch of raging winos!
     
  20. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    do you have a problem with inter racial relationships?
    that my friend is racism
    i am intitled to call you a racist prick
     
  21. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    after your so called "5 years of research" what do you have that corroborates your statement?
     
  22. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    And while you are freed from all worries and distractions, paying attentin to yourself and your own pleasure, the overlords come in an take over you country, your businessess and your women.

    Overlords? Too funny. Happeh, you watch way too much TV.
     
  23. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    OMG, the combine are here! As I speak, I am being herded into a city known only by it's number. The overwatch look down upon us through their faceless masks, up on their gleaming, oily blue gantries
     
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