I think Christians get a bad rap. People just don't understand the Bible. God is infallible, he knows all and can do anything. He created Adam and Eve as the first humans and told them not to eat the fruit from one tree. Eve, being the bitch that she was, did it anyway and spoiled it for the rest of us. God was pissed that he made a mistake and he kicked them out of their house (garden). Adam and Eve had 2 kids. A good one and a bad one. The bad one killed the good one and then went out in the world (Nod) and started a family with? The people of Sodom and Gomorrah were bad. They just liked sodomy too much. Even the 5 year old girls and boys. They were all bad. They had to go. God sent down a couple of goon Angels to kill everyone. Lot was the only good man in town, he put the Angels up for the night. Some men knocked on the door and said "give us your two guests so that we can sodomize them". I told you this was a tough crowd (but the story is very realistic you have to admit). Lot said, they are my guests but I'll give you my two daughters to do with as you like. He was a good Christian man after all. They said, "no, we want those two dudes". The Angels who came down to kill everyone didn't initially kill those men, they blinded them so that they couldn't find the door knob (again, you can't say that this doesn't make sense). Lot was allowed to flee, along with his wife and 2 daughters but they were told not to look back. That bitch of a wife looked back and was killed (turned in a pillar of salt). That's a tough punishment but the bitch got to learn. How many people do you know that were turned into a pillar of salt that didn't deserve it? None! God gets pissed often. He was tired of humanity again in the time of Noah. He killed everyone except Noah and his family and a bunch of animals. Fast forward and God is thinking "I might have a violence problem. I can't keep killing everyone if I want to be worshiped. It's just not good for business". He had a brilliant idea (and you can't really say that it wasn't). Everyone knows that God wears 3 hats. Just as some people are a son, a husband and a father, God was himself, his own son Jesus (aka Christ) and the Holy Spirit. Rather than kill everyone again, he decided to send himself (Jesus) down to Earth to be sacrificed (to himself as God) in order that he (God) wouldn't kill anymore people. It was his pledge to never wipe out everyone on Earth once he killed himself (Jesus) as a sacrifice to himself (God) so that God wouldn't kill everyone ever again. The Bible is pretty easy to follow if you just try folks. Just start with Genesis, on day one he created the heavens and the earth and the light. The light he called day and the dark he called night. How hard is this people? On the fourth day he created the stars, the sun and the moon. It may seem odd that it was light on day one but the sun wasn't created until day 4 but you have to remember that God is infallible as is the Bible, so this is exactly what happened. Just remember it's harder for a rich man to enter heaven than it is for a camel to pass though the head of a pin. I hope I've cleared things up for some of you. For those of you who might think I've been too hard of God, in his defense, you can only put up with so much before you have to act. I'm a nice guy, if someone is bothering me I generally just let it go but there's a point when the line has been crossed too many times, when I too, might have to smite thee. So we can give God a pass on some of this violence, it's only the Christian thing to do, don't you think?