The Best Insult...ever!!!

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  1. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    "You're so full of shit, the toilet's jealous."

    Or if used before an ass-whoopin': "You're so full of shit, I think I should flush you!"

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  3. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    1)Cunt=voted the most offensive swearword
    2)Motherfucker=2nd most indsulting, and coming in third is the good old
    3)FUCK.
     
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  5. TW Scott Minister of Technology Registered Senior Member

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    "I've come to this battle of twits unarmed."

    gets everyone in the room
     
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  7. VitalOne Banned Banned

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    "I would like to see your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your ass"

    "Yo momma is so fat, that when a car hit her, she said 'aye who through that rock?' "
     
  8. domesticated om Interplanetary homesteader Valued Senior Member

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    I like the old classic

    "Your mama is so ugly, people roll her face in dough to make gorilla cookies"
     
  9. snake river rufus Registered Senior Member

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    I just say " I see the arkansas public schools have done their good job"
     
  10. OpteronGuy I just killed you Registered Senior Member

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    "Next time you take a piss, I hope you zip your dick up."
     
  11. Victor E Registered Senior Member

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    These insults are great, more please

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  12. hug-a-tree Live the life Registered Senior Member

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    if you keep my mom out of this, I'll keep this out of your mom.

    Doesn't work for me since I'm a girl and all, but I've heard guys say it. It's pretty crafty.
     
  13. purple_hairstreak My true colours clash Registered Senior Member

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    He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
    His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it
    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
    Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
    Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own.
     
  14. cato less hate, more science Registered Senior Member

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    I like to piss people off, and then turn to someone and start talking. when you are interrupted, simply turn looking as though you are confused about why they are still there, and say "go away" (kind of like you are done with them), then turn back to the person you were talking to.

    it pisses people off when you act like you won the argument, whether you did or not.

    and if you can't think of anything to say when you turn back to your friend, simply say to your friend "damn, where was I" and turn back to the person you told to go away, and say "get lost, you're fucking up my peripheral vision".
     
  15. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    "your mother has a glass titty with a screw on nipple."
     
  16. QuarkMoon I Registered Senior Member

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    That was so stupid it was funny. I literally laughed out load.

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  17. purple_hairstreak My true colours clash Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome to the cesspool... the magic land of miraculously ridiculous stupidity. I hope you enjoy your stay.
     
  18. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    The best part you you ran down your mama's leg.
    or:
    You're a cunt sandwich without the bread.
     
  19. DarkThorn Registered Senior Member

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    Mine have to be:

    You're a cunt

    Fuck off bawbag

    I'm about to toe fuck you

    shut your arse and give your mouth a chance
     
  20. cliffy Guest

    I think Skakeseare had the best insults, to wit:
    Go bathe thyself, thou bootless, addlepated clotpole! or
    Get thee gone thou churlish, beef witted flap-dragon.
    Get the insult generator here: http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

    Or real ones: "Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth."
    [Thou art] the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth.
    [Thy] kiss is comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake.
    more here: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
     
  21. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    One I heard yesterday:
    "If you don't shut up I'm gonna hate you in the arse!"
     
  22. Lemming3k Insanity Gone Mad Registered Senior Member

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    I think my personal favourite would have to be "How appropriate you fight like a cow" in response to "You fight like a dairy farmer"
    Ahh good memories....
     
  23. qwerty mob Deicidal Registered Senior Member

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    "Fuck you, I did." is a succint double-entendre.
     
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