The Best Insult...ever!!!

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  1. The Charmer Registered Member

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    (One single to The Cesspool please.)

    What is the best insult you have ever heard/ used?

    It's that simple!

    I'll start-- the best one I ever heard was:
    (2 lads insulting each others mothers)
    "Yeah? Well your mum still owes my dog fuck-money!"

    And the best I have ever used (repeatedly):
    "Your mother had two cunts.
    And you're one of them."

    Your turn...?
     
  2. Naomi [oxiglycodextrosium] Registered Senior Member

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    "encule", because not many Americans know what it means. Used properly, it can breed much confusion.
     
  3. The Charmer Registered Member

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    I agree, mon frere.
    Half my family is French and it helps to be able to learn swearwords from them.
    Plus, it sounds more beautiful cussing someone in Francais, non?
     
  4. My Sexy Blue Feet Out sunbaking, leave a msg... Registered Senior Member

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    'swearing in french is like wiping your arse with silk..'
     
  5. ReighnStorm The Smoke that Thunders Registered Senior Member

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    Ha Ha very funny Mother ????Fuc#ke?? that's my favorite line anyways
     
  6. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    your mom
     
  7. The Charmer Registered Member

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    Good one. Hey, say 'hi' to your mum and my kids wont you?
     
  8. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    The worst insult to a person who deems himself smart, but lacks self-esteem: "You are stupid". It'll eat him up.
     
  9. The Charmer Registered Member

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    Alright... my fault.
    I should've called this thread 'The Most Offensive Insults...Ever!'

    Come on chaps, what's been the worst one you've ever heard?
     
  10. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Okay, this was actually a deed, not just verbal:
    At high-school, a boy threw a rope before me on my table, and said "Use it!" (As in 'hang yourself'.)
     
  11. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    or "encule"
    my favourite, though I would'nt be so rude, is. "the most intelligent thing to come out of a womans mouth, was einstein c**k"
     
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  12. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    was you to shocked to make a retort, something like, "at least I'd be better hung then you."
     
  13. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    No. I was in love with him, but he'd never even look at me other than to criticize me. I made no reply to his insult, only looked down.
     
  14. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    If I was there, I would have kicked his lily-livered ass from there to here and back again! :bugeye:
     
  15. Roman Banned Banned

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    So I was screwing your sister, and she stuck her finger in my ass. I was like, what the fuck? And she goes, what, [name of person your insulting] likes it.
     
  16. sciencecraft Registered Member

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    go and take your head for a wobble.

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe.
     
  17. analbeads "loosen up" Registered Senior Member

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    On Dr. Phil a man told his wife...."Shut your suck hole you bitch!!!!!!!!!"
     
  18. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Your momma is so fat, she takes posters not pictures.
     
  19. Frank King Banned Banned

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    your sister knows when your mums on her rags because your dick taste different.....
    ....Gets the whole family at once, except for the father that left them years ago......
     
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  20. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    You momma bigger than elephant. Your daddy older than dinosaur. Your sister got so much weave in her head, she grew a snout and hooves of a horse on her feet, and now she look like a minataur.
     
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