Take the Shape Test to know who you really are

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by cosmictraveler, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Having a problem already...who cares what the shapes are? It's meaningless. I'll bear with it.
     
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  3. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Wait...oh my God...I am so the freaking rainbow! I see it now!
     
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  5. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    "Diagnostic Overview:
    Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

    Long-Term Prognosis:
    You are destined for greatness, but only on America's Most Wanted. Your overly obsessive need for control hampers your ability to create lasting personal relationships personal unless you take hostages (and sometimes not even then). With a maladjustment as severe as in your case, the only career path for you is as a Senator or pimp.

    Additional Fears:
    You're also afraid of Wednesdays, t-shirts, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm? "

    Stupid test. My cat is costing me hundreds of dollars a year. As if it didn't know that. Pfft.
     
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  7. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Simple solution Geoff...Pimp that kitty out...

    Let that pussy work for you.. No money??...No catnip!
     
  8. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    You're a sick, sick man.




    ...maybe you could be my running mate. 2012 is right around the bend.
     
  9. JuNie Registered Senior Member

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    Diagnostic Overview:
    Your responses indicate that the whole world thinks you're insane, except for your friends deep inside the Earth. <--- HOLLOW EARTH PEOPLE

    Electroshock therapy might help, but arsenic is the sure cure for those voices in your head. You also appear to have unfounded delusions of adequacy. People who answer as you did often admit to having had sexual experiences with both men and women, as well as with cats and dogs and farm equipment.

    Long-Term Prognosis:
    With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

    Additional Fears:
    You're also afraid of electricity, disco dancing, and Austin Powers. This is silly- when was the last time Austin Powers caused you any harm?
     
  10. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    I once saw a picture with a disfigured sheep who had a human face, don't want to search for it again, the memory is enough.
     
  11. yeah this test is rigged the response I got for the Diagnostic Overview was Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).
     
  12. synthesizer-patel Sweep the leg Johnny! Valued Senior Member

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    Diagnostic Overview:
    Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras. (right on both counts - how did they know??? SP)

    Long-Term Prognosis:
    You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.

    Additional Fears:
    You're also afraid of the doorbell, toasters, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?
     

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