Take the Shape Test to know who you really are

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by cosmictraveler, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  2. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Seems accurate enough. ;)
     
  3. joepistole Ordo Ad Chao Valued Senior Member

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    Well this is what mine said:

    "Diagnostic Overview:
    Your responses indicate you're damn near normal. Do you have any idea of how rare that is? Maybe you need to lower your standards and pick up some bad habits or something. People like you are annoying as hell to the rest of us. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both)."

    I will have to look into the prostitution and drug dealing. :)
     
  4. WillNever Valued Senior Member

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  5. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    it was so far off for me..said i was a heavy drinker..i dont drink..

    said i would be good in drugs or prostitution..

    dont think it is a valid test..just something for fun..
     
  6. chaos1956 Banned Banned

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    It told me I an obsessed with counting sheep!!! LOL thats kind of ironic.
     
  7. joepistole Ordo Ad Chao Valued Senior Member

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    Well, are you obsessed with counting sheep? :)
     
  8. joepistole Ordo Ad Chao Valued Senior Member

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    Hey, we have something in common. :)
     
  9. dmdiannemorales Banned Banned

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    Indicate a strong prediliction to drinking(lol)

    Thanks for sharing the link.
     
  10. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    I don't see what weight should have to do with it..
     
  11. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Im sure its jus a joke test... it said i prolly wasnt good lookin.!!!
     
  12. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    I dunno....It says I have an obsession with sheep, and running naked in the moonlight....

    I think the test is spot on..
     
  13. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm... you mite be rite... i took the test agan an it said James R has the hots for me :cool:
     
  14. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Well, there ya go then...Love is in the air...And all that kinda stuff.:p
     
  15. Stoniphi obscurely fossiliferous Valued Senior Member

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    I am bummed...it didn't mention drugs or alcohol or prostitution for mine. :( Also said I was way normal and boring...I guess that is good. :)
     
  16. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Get a hooker, then get drunk and stoned, then take the test again..;)

    It may not change the results...But, you'll be too F'ed up to care.
     
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2010
  17. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Originally Posted by cluelusshusbund
    i took the test agan an it said James R has the hots for me :confused:

    Looks like the ball is in James R's cort :poke:


    PS
    To whom it may concern... flowers are nice... eh :xctd:
     
  18. ejderha Exhausted Registered Senior Member

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    Oh wow, it's dead on!

    But a bit gender biased. I want Merkel not Maggie!
     
  19. Bebelina Female Messiah Valued Senior Member

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    Diagnostic Overview:
    Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

    Long-Term Prognosis:
    Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

    Additional Fears:
    You're also afraid of the doorbell, gainful employment, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

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    Freaky accurate.
     
  20. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    Diagnostic Overview:
    Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

    Long-Term Prognosis:
    Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

    Additional Fears:
    You're also afraid of cats, gainful employment, and oyster soup. This is silly- when was the last time oyster soup caused you any harm?

    - well actually oyster soup, if made from "off" oysters COULD harm me!!!
     

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