Now, i'm not one normally to do this, because i just don't take fun out of people period. But... There was this one spammer on this scientific site who really believed he was the next Einstein... (If anyone knows who this is, please keep it confidential)... but his work went along the lines of listing his threads with these bogus claims: ''Can Light Travel Through the Center of A Tornado'' and this next one was a classic... He actually posted the same question twice with a few weeks > ''Light as a whole... parts of a hole.'' This one was a good one, i could never work out what he was getting at... oh well, nothing new there eh? ''FRICTION ENERGY CONSTANT... Give a try.'' And this one... gowd what was he thinking? ''Hurricane in space''...???????? And this one has to be my favorite of the lot... If i didn't know physics, i would have thought this was a real thing ''Lightning... The Reflect Effect...'' ... Classic! It just roles off the tongue. Then there was this one of course... I mean, you couldn't write this stuff if you tried! ''The Light Root of Relativity Law... relativity a geniouses joke.'' And this one... I mean, he couldn't even be ar*ed to spell it correctly > ''Absolute Zero? Is the center of all... TIME TIPPED PIONT OF LIGHT'' And this one... Wow... This was close to being my favorite of all time... ''Earth... Center of everything... what if?'' And then, just to finish of these fantastic spammers > ''From start to end light? does light expand to nothing?'' I mean, it doesn't even make good english! God bless him...
