T or A

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by Dr Lou Natic, Sep 22, 2008.

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Tits or ass? (be honest)

Poll closed Sep 12, 2010.
  1. Tits

    22.2%
  2. Ass

    77.8%
  1. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    It seems deep down every guy is either a tits or an ass man. I know the good guys will say their favourite part of a woman is her smile or her eyes or whatever, slightly creepier ones will say the neck and yeah yeah, all those things are nice, but in my experience it seems deep down every guy does have a special affection for either tits or ass, and whichever it is, they find the fascination for the other slightly peculiar.
    I'm constantly hearing "I don't understand why you'd wanna look up some chicks arse anyway" and ass men will accuse tit fiends of missing out on the money.
    Let's see by way of poll if there is any rhyme or reason to what separates tit men from ass men. Maybe we will see a correlation in personality types, now is not a time to be timid or sheepish or dishonest, this is scientific research, and that is why I am giving no "other" option, tits or ass, which is it?
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I'm a leg man myself. A great pair of legs really does it for me more than the ass or teats.

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  5. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Ffs, what did I just say?

    We'll put you down as an assman, I think it's pretty obvious a self declared "leg man" is just an embarrassed ass man.
    Just click on the ass, thnx.

    That goes for the rest of you too, save your breath and just click tit if you are going to come in here and say "collarbone" or something like that. This isn't the time to beat around the bush.
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Well, I'm not an ass man as you are so I can't put myself down as one. Just because I enjoy a nice pair of legs doesn't mean that you have to be so upset. Get over it!

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  8. Kadark Banned Banned

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    Ass.

    What? Was I supposed to say tits? Whatever.


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  9. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    legs and ass definitely.
     
  10. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    I voted tits, but really it's neither. I'm a leg/foot man myself

    Hey, I'm not ashamed to say it:shrug:
     
  11. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Everyone enjoys legs you idiot, that's not the question, I know deep down you either like tits or ass, I'm pretty sure it's ass because legs usually means ass. I wish you'd just be honest with us and yourself.

    Yes I am an ass man, through and through, I'm practically a negro when it comes to ass, can't get enough of it.

    The point of the poll is to separate our ass men from our tit men and then see if we can detect similarities shared by the tit men and similarities shared by the ass men, or any consistent differences between ass and tit men.
    I don't want to hear about any pc "I like legs" shit, that doesn't assist the study at all, well it wouldn't if it wasn't so transparently ass.
     
  12. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Hmm, feet, you know if I'm going to believe anyone truely isn't either ass or tits I might believe foot fetishists aren't because that's just so f'd up I suspect significant wires must be crossed in there somewhere.

    I also know no one would say "feet" due to being too embarrassed to say tits or ass, obviously feet are more embarrassing.

    Maybe we can hear from other "feet" people, if they all agree they are neither tits or ass then we can conclude they are a genuine mutant subculture.
     
  13. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Well I'm going to vote twice.

    I like both. My woman's got both. So I'm voting both.

    If I was FORCED by some poll nazi like Dr Lou to vote one. Then i'd have to go ass, since Tits are really just 100000 year sex selected mutation to LOOK like asses. Since I'm a historian I gotta go with the olde school.

    But I'm going to make Shorty vote tits.
     
  14. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Why is it creepy to like a woman's neck? I love a man's neck. Specifically, the area at the base of his skull where his neck starts, because it's so warm there, and you can run your fingers through his hair. That and for some reason the base of the skull seems like an intimate area.
     
  15. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not a mutant and I'm not fucked up for my sexual preferences:bugeye:
     
  16. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    No he's right, foot people are fucking rejects.
     
  17. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    But what do you want to do with the feet? Do you want to stick them up another girl's ass? I mean, I just can't make heads or tail of it.
     
  18. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    Whatever
     
  19. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Aw, don't be offended, it's just something I find genuinely curious.
    I don't hate feet, I think they can be kind of pretty, but I could never grade them over something like ass, or pretty much any other part of the body, but hey different strokes.

    I don't want to dissuade others from confessing their shameful secret of foot-lust, this is all valuable data.
     
  20. Bells Staff Member

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    *Sigh*

    This could have been an interesting thread. But some here seem unable to actually discuss such subjects without coming off sounding like social rejects.

    Shame really.
     
  21. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not into feet but women paint their toes and so I can see how a fetish could come of it.

    I don't like hair.

    One word - WAX.
     
  22. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    You mean VI? Well I've reported her so hopefully her posts will be removed.
     
  23. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    Ass is closely related to a woman figure and I like thin women, so, I chose ass. Also, because I like thin women I don't like big tits - which usually get saggy with age.

    Also, I had a chance to be with a woman I met at MSU who had HUGE natural tits. I mean huge. No joke, as big as basketballs. BASKETBALLS. The areola was so stretched out I could see it hardly and too many veins and the nipple was just a nub and hardly much if any sensation. I'd rather a girl had sensitive nipples and a size B or even A cup.

    make sense?
     

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