Surprise me!

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  1. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Surprise me!
     
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  3. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    Eh, what?

    Oh...

    Happy Birthday!! (um, maybe XD)
     
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  5. Odin'Izm Procrastinator Registered Senior Member

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    Im confused
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    "Life is plesant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." Isaac Asimov
     
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  9. crazyfreespirit "Custom User Title" Registered Senior Member

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    ZOMG THERE'S A MONSTER BEHIND YOU! RUN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUUUNNN!!!!

    haha just kidding...gotcha all worried there for a sec didn't I eh? EH? ....thats what I thought

    ...reading that over I see its kinda random....o well.....gfhjkf fghjdrtydfgj ghjkty!
     
  10. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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  12. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Stretched,

    This wasn't a surprise.

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  13. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    no.
     
  14. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Duh de duh de duh, selfish bastard.
     
  15. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Am I selfish or are you self-absorbed in requesting others to bend to your whim?
    Perhaps I am your liberator, attempting to release you from the shackles of your self-important point of view.
     
  16. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    I am not requesting others to bend to my whim. I don't want anyone to bend to my whims.

    I just wanted some kindness.
     
  17. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I bet you didn't expect me to say "no." did you?
    Wouldn't that qualify as a surprise?
     
  18. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    I was afraid someone would say no.
    Am not sure whether I expected it.
     
  19. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    So, it really wasn't very clever after all, huh?
    Oh well.

    Did you know...
    If you stir a sweet soda (preferrably from a fountain) in a cup until bubbles stop rising, you can float soda droplets on the surface?
    Sometimes multiple ones.
    I discovered this as a kid and it still never fails to make me smile.
    After stirring it sufficiently, dip the straw in, put your finger over the end of the straw and draw it out (so there is a few drops of soda in the straw).
    Next, let one drop out slowly.
    If you have the right-sized drop, dropped at the right height and angle, the droplet will "dance" across the surface until it come to rest at the center Sometimes, if the soda isn't the right mixture and the drop isn;t the right size, the droplet will "pop" quickly.
    If you get it JUST RIGHT, you can drop 2 or even 3 droplets on the surface, and they will spin and dance around each other.
    It has kept me busy at diners for long periods of time, I tell you.
    It doesn't usually take much time, adjusting the size, height (generally less than 1/2 inch, but can't be too close either) and angle of the straw to float a droplet.
    It could take some practice to make three of them dance around each other and come to rest in a triangle in the center, however.

    Are you surprised?
     
  20. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    A person who is afraid cannot be surprised.
     
  21. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    http://www.rosacrux.org/
     
  22. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    You were afraid someone would say that whole bit about the soda droplets too?
     
  23. Perfect Masturbation without hands Registered Senior Member

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    If I'd shit a condom, I'd be rather suprised. Mon Dieu!
    Perhaps you should take a dump?
     

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