OMG!!! My Mom was going back to her hometown in New Mexico. Her sister in law reminded her to get her passport. And when told it was a state she asked when it became one because she had been really busy and hasn't watched the news lately. I laughed and laughed.
Negative questions from your boss are dumb as fuck "Is Dave not in?" erm, yes; Dave's not in/ no; Dave's not in. Either way it seems Dave isn't in. I usually just say "yes". "can you send him up to my office?" "he's not in" "I thought you just said...." "I said yes, your assumption that Dave was not in is correct, it needn't be this complicated, you started it". Or when my friends say "shall we see if we can't get a coffee?" "but I want one".:shrug: It's like saying "let's see if we can fail one of the easiest tasks known to man". We should go in HMV, I'm pretty sure we can't get a coffee in there.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Watching a commercial for Easter candy with my friend in which a chocolate bunny and a Reese's peanut butter cup have a chocolate and peanut butter egg. My friend: "Rabbits do lay eggs, right?"
It wasn't directed at me, but it was still funny. My Father: what kind of soups do you have? waitress: tortilla, chicken, and vegetable father: vegetable soup, umm maybe. Are there any vegetables in it? waitress:...
lol that reminds me of something my physics teacher said. not a dumb question, just a dumb thing to say Student: "Mr Geller, are you a vegetarian?" Mr Geller: "No, I'm not a vegetarian. But I have had vegetables before." the student then proceeded to offer him beef jerky. Geller accepted it, then said this: "You know, the best beef jerky I've ever had was pork jerky" Mr Geller has a reputation for saying stupid things xD
I don't know Ham...you might have something there... My favorite stupid question of all time: Some of my friends and I were camping... Me: let's get our rafts and float the river a ways My BF: Sure sounds good My friend Chelsea: Which way are you guys going to float? Me:......? The way the river flows, you dumb ass! Second favorite stupid question: Princess Diana has just died and my friend and I were watching the news on TV. Me: Man that's sad My Friend: Why do they call her Princess of Whales? Did she, like, save the whales or something? Me: :wallbang:
In 8th grade, a classmate has an argument with another classmate and asks my teacher "Doesn't bread grow on trees? You know like apples." same class different student. We were watching a historical documentary on Benjamin Franklin, and an elderly woman who was a historian was talking about him. A girl in my class asks, "She sure knows a lot about Benjamin Franklin, is she his grandmother?"
I got a phone call late one night: "Can I talk to Steve?" "Nobody called Steve lives here." "You sure? Okay put Dave on will you?" "No, there's no Dave either. You've got the wrong number." "How do YOU know I've got the wrong number?" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
One of my son's friends came over last night. He had his brother with him. His brother saw our cat sleeping on a living room chair and asked "is that your cat?"
when going to the beach in Newcastle my uncle likes to take us to a certain cliff face at the beach and say "when [some famous sailor dude] sailed to this beach, he knew to make a town here. what did he see?". the answer is coal, which you can see in the cliff. asking me and my siblings, who had forgotten the answer from the last time, he eventually had to tell us the answer. my sister remarked "omg you always say that, when are you going to stop asking that?" and he replied "when you can answer it you dumb shit".
Yeah, I had a co-worker ask if my deaf Mom knew how to read. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
