Stupid Sayings

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  3. Michael 345 Bali 1 week here 2 to go Valued Senior Member

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    Like i before c except after e

    Not checked but heard on QI there are more words with c before i before e

    Coffee time

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    If it was so easy it would not be foolish.
    "Give and you shall receive " George Best (attr.)
     
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    It is a good guess that no 1 bothered to count until now. Like Aristotle & teeth.

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    I have to wonder how many times they went round in circles.

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  13. Michael 345 Bali 1 week here 2 to go Valued Senior Member

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    I think we are taking about a different bush here

    You need to be firm about finishing up and get into it by getting into the lady parts bush

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    "And now, a man who needs no introduction".............................

    Just once
    I'd like to hear someone say only that, then turn smartly to his/her right and walk off the stage.
     
  16. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    Reminds me of another old joke: " He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit'. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fail'. He doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words...."
     
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    "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
    This usually means, don't plan ahead for contingencies.
    The people who said that are still on this side of the collapsed bridge, while the ones who didn't heed them brought inflatable rafts and paddled across.
    (Yes, all right - I'm a champion of pessimism. We invented flashlights, vaccines and parachutes.)
     
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    And won a big election --- sort of.
     
  19. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    I was banned from a web blog by someone who did not seem to know the meaning of the word "ultimate" when used as an adjective.
     
  20. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I know somebody who uses "penultimate" as if it meant "even more than ultimate".
     
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    Would antepenultimate confuse this person?
     
  22. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    It confuses me. I think I'll stick with second-last and third-last.
     
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    You make your own luck.
     

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