Stupid Sayings

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by StrangerInAStrangeLand, Aug 14, 2018.

  1. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    You can't protect them from the truth.
     
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  3. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    Ah, but they protect themselves so well.
     
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  5. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    I'm a oldie so can you remind me what I am suppose to forget as I can't remember what it is

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  7. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    I might be older than you. What were we talking about again?
     
  8. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    I might be older than you - Nooooooo defiantly not in human years

    If you are counting yourself in toad years I'm sorry I have forgot the conversion factor

    Memory ain't what it used to be Froggy

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  9. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    About 7-1, unless he's a cane toad; they're long-lived.
    Tell me he's not a cane toad!
     
  10. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    I'll be 64 in a bit. Are you truly ancient? Respect.
     
  11. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    Nope, not that fat. A Costa Rican Golden Toad. Nearly extinct. I might be the last one.
     
  12. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    Flintstones old

    I had one of Dino's offspring

    76

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  13. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    Congratulations! I hope you're well, you old fart.

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  14. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Same difference.

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  15. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    That's just a semi-literate smartassism for "six of one, half a dozen of the other."
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    This is a real seniors' club, innit?
    Dr. Toad is the youngster who has to get up and change the channel... Oh, wait... we have the wand now. But... where?
     
  16. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    When I 1st heard of TV remote control, I thought it was silly. Now I would hate to be without it.

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  17. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    Might still have a CRT, with a click turn channel changer, complete with flat ribbon cable attached to rabbit ears

    On topic

    When one door closes another door opens

    My experience - the other door is a trapdoor

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  18. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    Nope. Flatscreen LCD, two computers on a KVM switch, and no damned TV, thank you.
     
  19. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    88 years young.


    Give me a frigging break. There are several factors which determine whether someone is young or old & none make calling an 88 year old young the slightest bit sensible.
    Currently, 88 years old is old not young, regardless of how healthy they are or their attitude or whatever.

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  20. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    I'm dying at 64. Does that make me old, or just unwise in my life choices? I still feel like a young man, but my knees, back and liver tell a different story.

    I just want my mind until the last minute.

    Good night, good people.
     
  21. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Of course the mind is most important. I would certainly hate to be much more physically impaired but if I cannot use my mind, I am not me & may as well be dead.

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  22. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    Slight disaggrement

    76, minor ache shoulder, motor scooter (50 cc) accident about 10 years ago. Now 250 cc motorbike (scooter style)

    NO MEDICATIONS and no memory when I took any

    Take 2 holidays Bali each year

    ( ) <----- Use imagination

    Think I am 29. Only upgraded to 29 last year. Before that 27

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    Dance like nobody's watching

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  23. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    A broken clock is correct twice a day.


    A clock is a device which measures time. There is more to being correct than chance coincidence.
    And when people say a clock is fast or slow, it is probably not fast or slow but simply ahead or behind.

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