The Clone Wars was on Cartoon Network and is now being shown on a regular basis on Toonami in the UK. Is good watching but I wish it was done as a mini-series. I saw it in the movie anyway, it was the very first time I saw it and I was over my cousins place...would ask him about it but we're no longer on speaking terms.
nu-uh WCF. he is both Christ (for creating 4 5 and 6) and the anti-Christ (for creating 1 2 and soon to be 3)
I suppose if you go into the cinema next year expecting Episode III to be crap, you can only be pleasently surprised - rather than let down.
Best thing we can do is forget that it's Star Wars and hope Natalie Portman gets her kit off again. Throiwng in Jar Jar Binks: The Death Scene in won't go amiss either
If Jar Jar dies a horrible painful death in III, I will be happy. That is all there is left to hope for really. A violent, slow, torturous death. That would be awesome.
Seeing Yoda get down with it was the only thing of value in the last movie, everthing else in that movie was just sawdust filling. The death of Jar Jar Binks as it should be: Binks is inside a enemy spaceship when due to an act of ridicules clumsiness he falls into a stampeded army of storm troopers and is slowly crushed to death under their feet: Sound effects: AAAAAH *stomp stomp nasp* ooowowo AAAAH wstop wstop! *stomp stomp crack* AAAAAh OOOWOW EEK *Stomp stomp pop* Waaaargaa! Then a blaster hit ruptures a hole in the hall and the crushed body of binks flies out into space. Blood and septum shoots out of his wounds and orifices, his body shrivels up leaving a crumpled cindered toad of a corpse. Sound effects: *Woooooosh*, AAAAAAh, gurgggllelel gurgle, thhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeee *squirt* *spray* *crinkle crinkle* Then the cindered remains fall into a red giant star. Sound effects: *Pissssss*
I think when Jar Jar gets vented out into space, it should be done in the same way that Alien/Human hybrid dies in Alien Ressurection. Now that would be a kids movie worth seeing!
How so? With a nice tight shot of Natalie Portman's underwear from underneath as she steps into her space suit? Mmmm. I wonder what panties look like in the Star Wars universe?
Know what? I misread your original post. You weren't referring to the original alien. I was. You know the scene I'm talking about, right? Right before the alien gets vented into space? Camera looking up as Riply steps over the camera. First one leg then the other. Getting the straight crotch shot. That would be a sweet camera angle for episode 3. And if they've evolved beyond panties.... Gaaaaahhhhhhhh.
If they've evolved beyond panties... they might have something less revealing. Or maybe the "humans" in the Star Wars galaxy have a slightly different reproductive system from us, and what you'd see in this wet-dream crotch-shot of yours would not be quite what you expect...
Natalie would still be hot if she were a herm. BTW, that alien shot is classic. I've paused that frame before.
I happen to think that future hair styles will, on the whole, be more exotic and ostentatious than those of today: because there will be more advanced hair gels, better curling/straightening devices - perhaps even miniture force fields to hold hair in position? We may see Satanic horn-like styles, &/or permanent crests like the ones worn by the Centauri in Babylon 5. Padme's appearance in Episode 1 could be pretty utilitarian compared to some future hair fashions. Well, at least a perm is better than having everyone's head shaved - a very easy way to depict future style... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Episode 1 was bullshit, and Episode 2 was average. Lucas' brain must have degenerated over the years, otherwise he would not have created Jar Jar. And who allowed the annoying little kid to play Anakin in Episode 1? My skin crawled just listening to the cheery little brat.
Yes: child prodigy or not, 10 year-old Anakin should have been a cheeky and sneaky little delinquent, already showing a well-developed ruthless streak. He was too nice and too cute to be seriously identified with Darth Vader!
