Square Watermelons

Discussion in 'Earth Science' started by Success_Machine, Nov 14, 2002.

1. Success_MachineImpossible? I can do thatRegistered Senior Member

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I kid you not: all we need to do is apply selective breeding to obtain high-cellulose seaweed and get a huge feedstock of renewable ethanol fuel for transportation....

Farmers decorate square-shaped watermelons with ribbons before shipping them to an agricultural cooperative in Zentsuji, western Japan, on Monday June 17, 2002.

17. On Radioactive Waveslost in the continuumRegistered Senior Member

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bonsai kitten

dont trip, the whole purpose of the site was to offend people. if you looked through it enough i'm sure you would have found somewhere somthing to the effect of "none of this is real, we just did it to get a rise out of people"

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Haha.

19. pumpkinsaren'torangeRegistered Senior Member

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watermelon cubed!

20. UltiTruthIn pursuit...Registered Senior Member

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Hmm.. wonder if if we can do the same with Pumpkins... and Oranges- square them off!

21. ClockwoodYou Forgot PolandRegistered Senior Member

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concievably you could develop square chickens.

I remember that far-side cartoon- the one with stackable livestock.

22. VortexxSkull & Bones SpokesmanRegistered Senior Member

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[provocative]

Well, they already have bald GM chickens in Israel without feathers, apparently they are more suited for production in countries with hot climate....

A few steps furher would be to cut the legs and wings out of the genepool (that's considered useless calcium buildup and waste of energy / food that could be directed at creating a more meatier body)

As chickens heads are chopped off (only in some countries like france they eat the head, or make soup from it), why not create/select a race with short necks, wiothout eyes aers and no larynx.....

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23. On Radioactive Waveslost in the continuumRegistered Senior Member

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dosnt KFC already have some sort of geneticly altered chicken- somthing with 9 breasts or likewise. i never found out exectly what it was...... nor do I eat KFC