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101) (heh... they got it goin' on in Room 101)
I hate Jimmy Buffet's illegitimate son - Kenny Chesney

 

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pick one..

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103, mechanical physics course..

 

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104, electrical physics course.

 

105, engineering design fundamentals, more like project management ill-managed..

 

106, INTEGRALS!! i hate'em..thank god for the calculators..

 

107, matrices and some kind of dimensional math, thank god for graphing calculators..

 

108, english terminology for engineers; should i finish with yours sincerely or yours truly? i already forgot, thank god for secretaries.

 

109, wake me up at 211...:sleep:

 

110) I learned on Cash Cab that Canadians are hosers.

 

111)If Rockin' is illegal then throw my butt in jail.

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112) Two proverbial cats...

 

113) they came to my door bible thumping and hissing about proverbs

 

114..tell them to give you twenty bucks and you will listen to them for 30 minutes..add 5 bucks for additional five minutes..

 

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115 ~ Give them double-ought buck at point blank range.

 

116 what does napalm smell like??

 

117)I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like...victory-Apocalypse Now

 

118) if I was supposed to be a vegetarian, god wouldn't have made bacon wouldn't taste so good.

 

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1190 That ain't the hand of God, it's the Sodium Nitrite.

 

120) ok, is the next # 120 or 1191?
1191) ok, is the next # 121 or 120?

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