Silly things people say

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by sculptor, Nov 19, 2014.

  1. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    Have you ever heard someone say "And now, a man who needs no introduction!" Then shut up, turn, and move smartly off stage? Or, more common follow that with 20 minutes of really boring introduction?

    A salesman cold called me and said "I have an incredible offer for you."
    I responded: "Incredible?, Well thanx for warning me in advance" and hung up the phone.
     
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  3. Landau Roof Registered Senior Member

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    How about when somebody say, "I would like to thank..." The inference then is that they can't.
     
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  5. Jake Arave Ethologist Registered Senior Member

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    Have you heard someone say "I could care less"-- they are effectively saying that they do care, and wish they couldn't. (Which is the contextual opposite of what they're trying to say)
     
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  9. stpmjag Registered Member

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    Good show.
     
  10. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Are you asleep?
     
  11. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Do I look fat in this?
     
  12. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    I hate it when im on the phone an hear this... " I will transfer you to someone that can help"... yeah right... anuther transfer an anuther transfer an then disconected.!!!
     
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    That didn't help?
     
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    I told the last person that was gonna transfer me that i had been transfered for 55 minutes but no one has helped me... she was so sorry an transfered me to a manager... the manager was very nice an showed an interest in solvin the issue... she got back to me the next day an said she cant help me

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    There's no love lost between them.
     
  17. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Atheists worship Satan.
     

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