Sexual Desire male/female

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by madanthonywayne, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Many a true word spoken in jest. Now start worrying !
     
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  3. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    A scumbag would mean you would not get pregnant. Problem solved.

    Don't you know we are all the same and are only after one thing. A bit of peace and quiet/
     
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  5. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Ya Ya!! You guys talk a lot of shit, but when it comes down to it you couldn't live without us.
     
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  7. Myles Registered Senior Member

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  8. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    What woman still darns socks in this day and age?
    Snap out of it Myles it's 2008.........
    They have a hole they get tossed in the garbage.
     
  9. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Wait till the recession hits. That will put an end to your wasteful ways. Don't argue ! Just get on and do woman's work !
     
  10. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    My womanly duties are done for now. I was busy doing them all day. I clocked out a while ago. I hung up my maids uniform until tomorrow.
     
  11. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    A woman's work is never done. Get dressed or you'll catch your death of cold !
     
  12. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    hey shorty i herd this joke the other day (actually PB told it to me

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    Whats the best thing about a blow job?
    the silence

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    If there is silence in the room while that is going on, she isn't doing it right.

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  14. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    You mean you don't groan ?
     
  15. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    why do women moan during sex?
    to give them something to winge about even when they are enjoying themselves

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  16. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Like I said.....then she ain't doing it right.
     
  17. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    actually im not really vocal at all, its another thing PB winges about

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  18. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Have you got your "I hate the Pope" teeshirt ?
     
  19. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I have to shut the bedroom windows

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  20. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Scarcely worth it for 30 seconds
     
  21. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    god your short, the longest we have gone for is one and a half eposodes of doctor who (i think) and yes we do need to shut the windows cause she screams too. Its just me who is quite

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    Edit to add: we were doing it one day at her parents house and i literally had to smother her with a pillow to stop her waking them up

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  22. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    You have sex watching Dr who? How long is an episode 2 mins?

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    Ohhhhhhhhh you Animal HAHa... I only want to be smothered with a pillow when I am old, drooling and wearing diapers.
     
  23. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    A good note to end on. I'm off to bed, CU
     

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