Sex in heaven, yes!

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  1. wynn ˙ Valued Senior Member

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    For all the prudes - from Is There Sex in Heaven? by Peter Kreeft:



     
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  3. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    it's called communion. it's not a riddle; people are just retarded is all.
     
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  5. John99 Banned Banned

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    Funny thing is there is no need to reproduce in Heaven either.
     
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  7. Rav Valued Senior Member

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    It's a terrible analogy if you ask me, since one of the things that makes sex so good is that you're not having it every minute of the day. Am I the only one who thinks that eternal ecstasy might get a little boring after a while?

    Honestly, the more I think about the idea of everlasting bliss the more absurd the idea becomes, since we just don't have the correct psychological makeup for it to make any kind of sense. Everything that is awesome about life is awesome because it's not always awesome. Some of the greatest and most profound experiences are what they are because they are rare. If everything is always as good as it possibly could be in heaven, then it isn't.
     
  8. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Oh my god, that's so good, don't stop, oh god, oh GOD....... stop watching us you pervert!



    And put your damn pants back on.
     
  9. Adstar Valued Senior Member

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    Jesus said that we will not be married in eternity but will be like Children. This seems to suggest that sex may play no role in eternity. We may simply have no desire for it. I state this not because of prudishness (what ever that really is?) But because that’s the message i get from Jesus.


    All Praise The Ancient Of Days
     
  10. yaracuy Banned Banned

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    Sex is for reproduction , , Joy is just complementary. Remove joy from sex there is not going to be reproduction.
     
  11. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    Sex is about more than reproduction, if we look at bonbons you see that sex is used for tribal bonding with even adult "matting" with juviniles. Now humans don't go to that extreme but we do pair bond through sex. Sure we CHOSE (for the most part) when to have sex for reproduction but we also chose to have sex while deliberately stopping reproduction and we have for 1000s of years, before "Jesus" time.
     
  12. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    I think you mean 'Bonobos' .
     
  13. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    Bloody apes, closely related to us. Do 2 letters really matter that much? You jad no trouble working out what I was talking about
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Apparently so.

    Compare: bonobos vs. bonbons.

    I don't know about you, but I see a significant difference

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  15. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    Fuck you too . Most of my life is joy . More than not . You know it is all state of mind . Like the weather . Be happy if it is raining just like being Happy when the sun shines . You should not let shit like that get you down . Oh and I do . I gots the psychological makeup to make sense . I have lived in eternal ecstasy for about 2 years now and you got no idea what you are missing out on . I am going to live the rest of my life this way . Fuck I am one lucky dude . I wish I could bring you with Me .

    O,K, my joke for the day :
    What do you give a 82 year old woman for her birthday ?
    Give her a Mikey cause he will eat anything
     
  16. gmilam Valued Senior Member

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    Not to mention that giving a lady a box of bonobos would probably not be a good idea.
     
  17. SciWriter Valued Senior Member

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    One can have whatever they want in Heaven. That is the reward. It's like a lucid night dream come true,
     
  18. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Is it possible to crossbreed a bonbon with a werthers original and get viable offspring?


    Best. Typo. Ever. Asguard have I ever told you I love you?
     
  19. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    I've gotta be honest, a lady sucking a bonobo would put me off. It's only one step above a lady sucking bono.
     
  20. rjr6 Devout Theist Registered Senior Member

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    Are you tired of being the sex you are?
     
  21. Rav Valued Senior Member

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    That's a little abstract don't you think? You might as well be asking if I am tired of having skin instead of scales; being a man instead of a fish.

    Are you tired of being a carbon based life-form?

    The answer is of course no, not really. Such things are simply part of the basis of my existence. So I guess your argument, then, is that eternal bliss will simply be a fundamental property of existence in heaven; that we will all be fundamentally psychologically different.
     
  22. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Apparently one letter means a lot to you, when people call you 'Assguard', so yeah, two letters are significant.

    And of course I worked it out, English is my first language. It's not for everyone here though, they might struggle.
     
  23. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    I tried it with a Throat Pastille but they were sterile,....
     

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