sex in dreams?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by luciddreamer8605, Dec 23, 2004.

  1. luciddreamer8605 Registered Member

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    almost every dream i have is about sex or girls ... anyone else have that? I have these dreams that i can control and know that i am in a dream ... so once i see a girl in my dreams i realize its a dream and i realize there is no limit to what i can do .... also i wouldnt have any intention to do the stuff i do in a dream in real life ... its more like a gateway to release your anger and stuff .... this last dream i had was of jenna jameson and i met her at publix "grocery store in the south" and i followed her and made it to her house in my car ... then dragged her off to the bathroom and "you know" ... i know this sounds crazy and stuff but i dont know if its a good thing or bad thing ... i need some help from you guys or girls .... the question is should i just play it as a dream and not do anything i wouldnt in this real life or who gives a #@$% and do whatever i want to in this dream??? is this a sign or something .... its just that after i look at jenna jameson i have this weird tingly feeling now and i feel like it was almost having sex with her in real life .... o yea and it wasnt a wet dream either ... advice anyone?
     
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  3. LephtShew Registered Senior Member

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    watch less porn...

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  5. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    Continue living for a further sixty or seventy years. These feelings will pass.
     
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  7. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Go for broke, oh my brother...

    What the heck... they're just dreams, right...?
    A temporary nocturnal psychosis you're obviously not responsible for...!

    Have some pals along to form a "chain gang" with old Jennakins next time...!

    Start transforming yourself into draft animals... maybe the Minotaur...!

    And Heck...!
    Don't limit yourself to just Jenna... nail some other porn queens...!
    Have the queen of England show up to serve "tea and strumpets"...!

    These are the halcyon days, my fine young yarblocko...!

    Live it up...!

    Some day not so far in the future as it seems right now... you will doze off only furtively after grinding your teeth in frustration at the tensions inherent in your everyday life... REM sleep will be like an elusive phantom which flits fleetingly before your awareness before disappearing into the depths as you awaken for the third time that night to relieve yourself due to a swollen and slowly dying prostate... your long-ago nocturnal frolicking seeming more a twinge of regretful agony than a pleasant memory of a "golden age"...

    heh...

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  8. blackmonkeystatue Unregistered User Registered Senior Member

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    Sounds like you just need to get laid in real life, get a steady girl or something. If you're a teen start working out, all the testosterone makes gains easy. Plus you'll get a little more confidence to take initiative with the opposite sex and maybe relieve some of that sexual frustration. If all else fails, start jacking off more. Ease up on the porno too. Just get some release, or else you'll become a total perv.
     
  9. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    I also think it sounds like you need to get laid in real life. Find a nice woman, or man.... hire somebady if you get desperate.
     
  10. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Ye'r lucky, dude. I don't have lucid dreams where I get to have sex with whoever I want!

    I say go wild in these dreams. Do anything and everything! But when ya think ye'r dreaming, it's imperative that ya make sure ye'r dreaming, lest ya can get in trouble.
     
  11. exsto_human Transitional Registered Senior Member

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    I keep dreaming about penises... Is there something I don't know about myself? Feelings that I have burried deep within?... Naaaah
     
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    Exsto: **insert something wise-sounding with a sarcastic, potentially insulting underlying meaning that s/he will suddenly realise whilst having another "dream"**
     
  13. luciddreamer8605 Registered Member

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    this is the whole problem

    ive been laid but its like its not enough ... maybe because my 1st time it was just an average looking girl ... nothing special like big boobs and a nice ass ... but then again maybe gods condeming me because i did it in church my 1st time

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    ... but pornstars turn me on alot and normal girls are just like whtever ... but if i do get a hot girl i would keep her (this is another situation i will talk about read on) ... but until then i dont want a commited relationship ... and trust me my dreams helped me out alot ... the only thing im afraid of is my mom walking in on me at 2pm on saturday and im humping the bed or if i cum all over myself ... you know just stuff like that ... i seriously think gods doing this on purpose ... hes trying to get me to not like sex with anyone but ppl i cant get so it just drives me crazy ... i just need to like having sex with ppl that i can get ... most girls give me an 7 or 8 out of 10 ... but i always look like shit anyway cuz i sleep so damn much ... i guess you would too

    but this is my latest dream i just had this morning ... ok i was standing in line at publix again ... then this girl i had a crush on awhile back in my life about 7th grade (now im 18 and a senior) ... but anyway she is really hot ... since i knew it was a dream i was like fuck yea this is gonna be good ... i acted like i was in real life just so i wouldnt get fucked by the cops in my dream ... because when the cops come it ruins everything (you know

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    ) ... ok so she was with a boyfriend ... and in my dreams i always have a gun and what not i dunno why ... but i was like hey "rachel" and she was like hey i havent seen you in forever ... but this guy was talkin shit to me like shes my girl now ... and i was like fuck it its a dream im gonna fuckin kill this dude ... i whip out my gun and start firing away at this dude and hit ppl behind him .... it was a mess blood everywhere and she was like wtf? and i was like fuck it its a dream ... so i just grabbed her and took her behind the store then as soon as i did i was in the middle and this cop starts shooting at me ... im like its cool its just a dream if i get shot i will just wake up hopefully ... i shot back and killed this dude and then more and more cops came and i got hit in the arm and leg and was just laying there with my gun ... reloading and firing then i get hit in the head ... and i still didnt die i just felt my head and it had a hole in it ... i was like haha dumb fucks im in a dream and u think this is real life ... i was like this is fuckin great ... but then i woke up to something and i checked my arm and legs and everything was fine ... a lil pain but thats it ... sometimes i wake up and its like i actually did it in real life other times its just me laying down funny ... but i always wake up in the morning with a boner

    but i think raping and killing ppl is a serious crime in real life you know ... but since its a dream i do it just because i can without consequences ... i just have to make sure im in a dream ... because if i take some weird pill that makes me hallucinate in real life and i think its a dream its gonna be a real problem ...

    but yes i have dreams every night and its gotten so common i just know im dreaming ... its like i can just tell its fake ... weird shit happens because i just notice that my watch looks funny or theres a car store in walmart or just something weird but its weird because i cant wake myself up i just go tell the dream ends ... its so fun anyway i dont wanna wake up ... im afraid of getting shot or dying in my dream and then not waking up ... but this last dream was so funny and i was like fuck it you know

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    is this a mental disorder or something i dont want to confront any councelor about this because if i say i shoot and rape ppl in my dream they are gonna be like hes a physco ... but im completly normal in real life ... i see it as a release of tension but also a problem ... because if you have read my other dream i had it was semi real life i think

    ok story short ... there was a hurricane break live in florida ... then i was at a party ... was drunk and stoned ... fell asleep in a dream ... and this was the only time didnt noe if i was in a dream or not ... i was like shit ... but i started walking to the kitchen and there was a girl on the coach ... lets call her elizabeth ... im not using any real names because if she reads this ... but anyway i asked her if she wanted a drink and she said yes ... all i remember is pouring wine and then talking about school and movies ... then i was like maybe this is a dream ... and i made out with her and went down on her ... but i think i blacked out or something because i dont remember past that i dont noe if i rapped her or what ... but i woke up with this girl and i was like fuck ... but then i was like i dunno what happended ... if i raped her she wouldnt still be sleeping with me though ... but then she woke up and i was like hey and then she was like wow that was a good time ... and i was like yea it was ... i didnt want to make-out because i could smell my own breath ... so i was like u want a coke ... my head hurt really bad but i didnt have a hangover ... and she drank less then me ... but i noe if i was drunk it would have been really bad sex ... but i think she actually liked it ... i just have no clue ... but i walked to the kitchen grabbed a coke and some gum ... walked back in and she had her shirt off ... i guess i didnt notice at 1st or what ... but it was hot ... and i got an instant boner ... then she saw that i had one well i was in my boxers ... lol but then she gave me some head and i actually had straight sex that didnt involve dreaming or drugs

    o yea its weird because i dont drink wine ... and why the fuck did i pour wine?
    and i forgot where i actually fell asleep ... i know there wasnt a chick with me when i did fall asleep though ... i have no clue wht happeded ... the only thing i know is in the morning we had sex and thats the only thing i know for sure ... but why would she take her shirt off????? .... i dunno i act like such a pervert but damn she has nice tittttayyyss ... and i dont know why i didnt notice them tell the morning
     
  14. luciddreamer8605 Registered Member

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    (continued)

    but these are my questions

    wtf is wrong with me?
    do i have problems getting chicks?
    then why does this girl still like having sex with me?
    did i have sex with her before the morning?
    how come this time i didnt know it was a dream or not?
    what drugs could have done this to me ... i mean i thought i just had a drink and weed?
    ive takin weed and drinking together and this has never happended before and i ussually woke up with a bad hangover
    seriously i dont want to comfront this issue with anyone but peeps that i dont know

    should i stop sleeping ... but then i die ... but i see these dreams of making problems and im afraid of killing someone the next time thinking its a dream

    i have sleepwalked in the past while knowing im dreaming and woke up in a diffrent place

    but im just wondering ... i still am good with this girl and she thinks im really good in bed ... and this cant possibly be ... me good at bed???

    i have probs with my self esteem and having sex in real life ... but in these dreams im like good at everything

    ive heard that if you can do it in a dream u can do it in real life

    but that means i would be sleeping with jenna right now??

    i need serious advice ... like i dont want to stop doing bad stuff in my dream ... cuz its just a dream ... but if i take weird drugs one day and do kill a bunch of peeps like i did in publix i will get the death penalty for sure ...

    my question ultimately is what is a real dream like? is it supposed to imitate real life or what? am i having normal dreams? i mean peeps know there dreaming right?

    i really think god is cursing me somehow

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    i just want to be normal and be good at sex and not embarassed and shy like a kid ... i mean i have no emabrasment going down on a girl or them seeing me naked ... i just suck at the whole approach and getting a girl ... but it was soo easy that one night and she still wants sex... i mean the only time it was good was when i supposedly was dreaming ... well this is a long ass post pleeez help me though ... i mean i have good sex in a dream why cant i in real life?

    should i just fuck it and keep on having sex with her? wont she like not have sex with me though ... i mean she's sooo hot ... i would marry this girl ... maybe thats the answer ... but my question is do u think she liked the sex in the morning or was she just looking at the night before ... because i dont know what i did the night before

    im just afraid of loosing this girl ... or being a fool about having sex ... we have done it alot now though ... i just dont know if im good ... i mean she dosent look at her watch or anything and i give her an orgasm ... but its not really that good to me ... believe it or not my dreams are better ... but i guess she likes it

    maybe thats it im actually good at sex? ... but it seems so much better when im dreaming ... maybe its because im dominant and they cant say no to me or ill rape them

    so thats it closet philosopher

    and everyone has had sex i think even the nerds at school ... they have sex with other nerds ... even ugly peeps have sex ... but thats not my prob ... my prob is this^^^

    seriously can god curse someone for having sex in church ... has anyone had sex in church? ive heard it was like a double crime ... and yes im a christian but i dont believe in the sex before marriage part ... i just think if you belive in god your straight ... but yet again i live a normal life the only time i dont is when i talk about this or have these dreams

    also if i get rid of these dreams i will not be able to release my sexual tension because the only time i enjoy sex is when its with a pornstar or a hot chick in my dream ... in real life having sex is just like eating to me ... i mean not that i do it alot its just that i dont really enjoy it but its something that you have to do ... i mean its good to have sex but i just feel like its not something thats really fun ... i mean raping a pornstar and tearing there pussy up and then cumming in her blah blah blah ... thats fun shit ... but then when i wake up and find cum on my sheets its not fun ... get the picture??? i wish i could sleep forever ... do ppl in coma's dream? ive been under at the docs and i didnt dream then so i would guess they dont dream ... but i think if i could rape a pornstar in real life and get away with it ... it would be the funnest thing to do ... plus there sluts anyway ... but getting a nasty std in real life would suck?

    i havent done anal sex yet ... think thats something to try?

    i just have no clue whats going on maybe its all the weeds fault ... but i means me dreaming constantly would not be a problem ... its just that its so fuckin fun in these dreams i want it to be real life you know ... but i dont want the cops fucking me up in real life
     
  15. luciddreamer8605 Registered Member

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    i look at my prob as watching hdtv at night but alone ... then watching crappy mtv with your buddies ... neither is bad but i cant stop watching hdtv ... and when hdtv does go out someday i will have to settle with the crappy mtv ... thats my analogy ... see when your watching mtv with friends its fun because ur doing it with other peeps ... but hdtv by urself its almost like ur fuckin there ... and i do have an hdtv in my room ... sry to be stuck up about that ... just come over to my house if u wanna watch ( if your a pornstar prefferably) ... lol (btw i meant mtv on a crappy tv ... im not saying mtv is bad but whtever im neither pro or con about that) ... im rick james! ... wait a sec thats comedy central ... fuck

    but is there a way for me to enjoy sex even with average peeps or with this hot girl what should i do .... maybe a lil role playing like we head over to publix and i act like a dominant male and we start making out behind the store ... its like i want sex but its so much better in my dreams ... but if i dont get sex period in real life i will just be more depressed ... well i dunno im out ... wish me luck and give me some tips on how to enjoy having sex ... should i try spicing it up or what?
     
  16. river-wind Valued Senior Member

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    IMO, try and put yourself fulling into those "MTV" moments, because as you said, the "HDTV will one day go out". Don't stress over the fact that you will loose it eventually. Fully enjoy it for now, don't hurt anybody, and when possible, fully enjoy and engage in those MTV moments too.

    When the day comes that the HDTV is gone, then you'll have no regrets, and a group of friends to go watch MTV with.

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  17. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    Dreams are the vents of the pressured mind to let off some steam, in your case raging adolscent hormones seeking a way out, wich is perfectly normal. and naturally in dreams you can be a tiger, going for the throat, but only few persons can be that in real life, me for instance I tend to be more of a sheep than a tiger in my natural state, in my dreams i often am a Jack the Ripper who totally disrespects any laws and just does what he feels like, especially those who try to boss him around will have their guts put on display, but that is just my way of getting some anger out of my system, I am rather friendly in real life, REALLY

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    , in fact i am sometimes too friendly , I tend to remain politelly listening to people when I really want to shout: "go sell that banter elsewhere..." or "will you STFU or do I have to kick you in the balls?" well , maybe I should express more of my emotions in public.

    but here is the kicker:

    While booz and springbreak are a proven concept of getting usa teenagers laid in a kinda drunk clumsy way (i guess we all got to start somewhere), I think there are more interesting and INTENSE ways:

    If you want to explore the darker or surpressed sides of your personality, there is no better combination than prosexual drugs+hookers, it makes you feel easy about crossing bounderies and have the most shameless balls to the wall kinky sex.

    Hookers without drugs is like MacDonalds, it cures hunger, but it's not really tasty and they want you to finish your meal fast and get the hell out (allthough there are a very FEW hookers that you can have some interesting chemistry with). Hookers with drugs however upgrades that lousy cheesy burger to kaviar and champagne.

    Personally I would say that ghb+coke (if you want to dominate) or ghb+xtc (more submissive, well i like both anyway) are awsome combinations before you visit a hooker. Go clubbing right after that, because you will be more chill & relaxed and receptive to female communication and the tiger glow will stick to you for a few more houres and girls always notice when you had good sex, they want a piece of your action hehe, you score (or better said get scored) some free chicks with unimaginable ease, like its gravity or something.

    It's a pitty hookers tend to be expensive in the states and there is this war ond drugs, so the best thing you could do book a holiday to Amsterdam holland, where all the above ingredients are cheaply and plenty available....
     
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