Sentence-construction

Discussion in 'Linguistics' started by tim840, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    I'm confused here. "Contaminated" modifies "babies," right? If it does, there should be a comma and...here I'll just do it.

    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and
     
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  3. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously
     
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  5. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    (note: I'm really not sure what this sentence is about. what is going on?)
     
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  7. Enmos Staff Member

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    People don't read the entire sentence so it becomes meaningless drivel eventually lol
    Anyhow, I thought Tim was only interested in correct grammar..

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  8. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    Here, I think this is what it means:

    "that lady" and Tom Green used to play violin with a gigolo who hopes that this sentence will not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds. He hopes this because he is currently employed at a Chinese laundromat on the moon, which cooks weights (?) that support steroids for multiple types of babies.

    That's what it means, as best as I can figure.

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    Doesn't make much sense, but I think the grammar is correct. Oh and so far it is 131 words.
     
  9. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated,
     
  10. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human
     
  11. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and
     
  12. EntropyAlwaysWins TANSTAAFL. Registered Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope
     
  13. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones
     
  14. Enmos Staff Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie
     
  15. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously
     
  16. Enmos Staff Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered
     
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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across
     
  18. Enmos Staff Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a anthropocentric
     
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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a anthropocentric imbecile
     
  21. EntropyAlwaysWins TANSTAAFL. Registered Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a[n] anthropocentric imbecile from
     
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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a[n] anthropocentric imbecile from one
     
  23. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a[n] anthropocentric imbecile from one or
     

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