Semen is the new christ

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  1. Gravity

    Gravity Deus Ex Machina Registered Senior Member

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    Girlfriend that wants a cumshot? Oh . . . sorry, I realize its just a translation problem. What you are calling ''girlfriend'' we call your ''hand''!
     
    Gravity, Oct 2, 2004
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  3. Kumar

    Kumar Registered Senior Member

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    ..just discussing semen made you this much happy, it should then do much more on applying.

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    Kumar, Oct 2, 2004
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  5. ElectricFetus

    ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Homegrown hand lotion ah?

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  7. Hideki Matsumoto

    Hideki Matsumoto ñ{ìñÇÃóùâ?ÇÕêSÇÃíÜÇ©ÇÁóàÇ ÈÅB Registered Senior Member

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    No gravity, now don't get jellous! I do have a girlfriend! ...
     
    Hideki Matsumoto, Oct 2, 2004
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  8. Hideki Matsumoto

    Hideki Matsumoto ñ{ìñÇÃóùâ?ÇÕêSÇÃíÜÇ©ÇÁóàÇ ÈÅB Registered Senior Member

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    WELL Wellcookedfetus for informations sake Quakestate is good for those high speed hand jobs!
     
    Hideki Matsumoto, Oct 2, 2004
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  9. Hideki Matsumoto

    Hideki Matsumoto ñ{ìñÇÃóùâ?ÇÕêSÇÃíÜÇ©ÇÁóàÇ ÈÅB Registered Senior Member

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    Hideki Matsumoto, Oct 2, 2004
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  10. ElectricFetus

    ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    beware of the cum shot, soon she will be spiting out babies

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    Of course news of semen being a aphrodisiac (ya I know that not knows, semen been worshiped for millennia) is always good news for the birth control pill.
     
    ElectricFetus, Oct 2, 2004
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  11. Gravity

    Gravity Deus Ex Machina Registered Senior Member

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    I'll certainly not get Jellous, and probably not Jealous either!

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    My point, child, was that the MANY women I've known *well* . . . don't generally like "cumshots''. Thats more the fantasy of a boy who confuses his porn with reality!
     
    Gravity, Oct 2, 2004
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  12. vslayer

    vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    well sperm is 90% sugar, it makes sense they might like it
     
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  13. ElectricFetus

    ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Actually its 90% mucus. So if you like sucking snot you’re going to love semen.
     
    ElectricFetus, Oct 2, 2004
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  14. Blue_UK

    Blue_UK Drifting Mind Valued Senior Member

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    No, I'm male, but I asked that question to a girl once and said she couldn't feel it when I came in her (on the pill). Maybe some girls can though, I don't know. Maybe I didn't come hard enough.

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    She felt it coming out of her though. That's gravity for you.
     
    Blue_UK, Oct 2, 2004
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  15. ElectricFetus

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    sorry about that man

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    ElectricFetus, Oct 2, 2004
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  16. Gravity

    Gravity Deus Ex Machina Registered Senior Member

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    She can't feel it when you are in her? Sorry!

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    Gravity, Oct 2, 2004
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  17. ElectricFetus

    ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    worst thing a women can say: "Is it in yet?"

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    ElectricFetus, Oct 2, 2004
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  18. Dreamwalker

    Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Well, I think he means the sperm, not his dick.
     
    Dreamwalker, Oct 2, 2004
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  19. Gravity

    Gravity Deus Ex Machina Registered Senior Member

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    I knew what he meant, it was all in fun!
     
    Gravity, Oct 2, 2004
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  20. Dreamwalker

    Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Yea, figured that out...
     
    Dreamwalker, Oct 2, 2004
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  21. Killr Carrot

    Killr Carrot Banned Banned

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    hey but your mam seems to LOVE to ol man juice!!
    hey she wants it day AND night ... she just cant get enough. hell, the same applies for your dad.. he wants it in his ears, up his nose, in his eyes and up his ass.. damn i guess it must run in the family

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    Killr Carrot, Oct 2, 2004
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  22. ElectricFetus

    ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Closing time for this thread

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    ElectricFetus, Oct 2, 2004
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  23. Gravity

    Gravity Deus Ex Machina Registered Senior Member

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    How about closing time for that user?
     
    Gravity, Oct 2, 2004
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