Secret to long life:no sex!

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by Syzygys, Oct 10, 2008.

  1. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    Not having sex doesn't make your life longer. But it will sure seem like it.
     
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  3. Eidolan Registered Senior Member

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    You win the award for best response to this thread.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    poor sweety gf, how morbid of Mac...
     
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  7. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    More note worthy is the fact that Fraggle used a double negative. :jawdrop:
     
  8. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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  9. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    so should people be suspicious of a couple where one dies young?
     
  10. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Does it count as not having sex if you masturbate?
     
  11. chris4355 Registered Senior Member

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    I always thought the best way to die would be while having sex.
     
  12. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Balony!!!!

    Having lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and...lots of extremely good sex keeps the system fresh, keeps things circulating, it stimulates both the mind and the body, it is great exercise, and puts one in a good mood.

    He just got "lucky"...(who'd want to live a 105 years as a virgin...sounds dreadful...very, very dreadful).
     
  13. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Nope.
     
  14. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Drats...you beat me to saying it!
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Don't people evacuate when they die? I can't even imagine how horrible that would be for the other person, especially if they are performing oral sex.
     
  16. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Well...when the man dies his penis swells up to be bigger then it was before. So...it might actually be fun for the female...if she is seriously sick that is...
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I don't believe that. Once the heart stops beating there would be no blood flow. How would it swell?
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Depends upon how they die: I think the "evacuation" only happens if you get time to be scared before you die - AFAIK it's a reflex to make a predatory animal go off the idea of killing and eating you...
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Huh, I thought a person evacuated when they were hung or decapitated.
     
  20. Cortex_Colossum Banned Banned

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    Sex is a means of discovering ourselves. It is a built-in desire. Without it life would be boring, adventure-less. We have a need for relationships and to seek out kindred souls. Sex is a natural outcome of successful mating.
     
  21. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    You think you don't get time to be scared when you're hung?
    I don't know about decapitation, Hmmm, I wonder if could do some experiments :jason:...
     
  22. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Sick, why?

    I've always had a thing for dead guys...

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  23. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    oil i would dispute that, when you die your mussles lose tone which includes the sphentures which hold your rectum and bladder closed. There for i would suggest that evacuation happens no matter how you died.
     

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