"Secret Hideout Base"

shhhh...dont tell anyone im here! i know i can count on you guys!!

*reads the genesis account of creation to a camcorder*

 

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perhaps you would like to join "Aap-Queda"?

 

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Nah thanks, I'm "busy" running my revolution.

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*grabs devil inside by testicles, raises axe*
come with me you, King Tarzan has requested your prescence in his royal chambers. Me thinks he may forgive your acts of terrorism if you promise to supply him with arms at reduced rate so he can wage war with neighbours.
Failure to come with me will result in

*tightens grip on balls*
losing a couple of things you hold very close to you!

NOW

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The king has been informed of your capture

 

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i didnt recieve the usual embroidered invitation on a velvet pillow.....
*orders some anthrax put into old lady's mailboxes*

 

*"mysteriously" escapes into the night, just before incarceration*

dummy!! he needs a patsy so that he can impose draconian laws on the plebs!!!

 

*accidentally loses a testicle as ToR fires a 6 inch black patent leather (Italian) stiletto at his nether regions...he stumbles, creased in agoiny, blood dripping from the gaping hole , testicle lies bloody on the floor.......ToR pops it into her shoulder bag for dinner later....grabs the panicked , pained and flaccid Devil and drags him to the palace*

 

*stays in the presidential suite, waiting for his good buddy to come have some tea with him.*

 

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why hello, gary! what took you so long?!

some tart grabbed my balls and told me to wait for you here.

 

who you calling a tart

*cuts off his head*


The end

 

you have alot to learn about "suspension of disbelief roleplay".

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i like you anyhow.

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disembodied head still talks, must be possessed by the 'Devil'

Eeek THE DEVIL INSIDE dahhhh head!

*Stomps on head*

body is showing signs of life still........

 

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AAAAGGGGHHHH my eyes, my eyes

 

im the devil...duuuuuuh!!!

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peek-a-boo, muthafuckaaaaaas!!!!
*sends another creationist tape to spuriousmonkey*

 

It's awfully homicidally noisy in here for a so-called secret hideout base. I'll come back when it's quieter.. and when there's no Gary..