Sciforums Quotes Thread

ashura · Oct 8, 2008

Asguard to Tiassa said:

I dont think you are gay and i think you are doing both yourself and your partners a disservice by sleeping with them.
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http://sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=2039700&postcount=118

Jesus Asguard! :roflmao:

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Pete · Oct 8, 2008

sisyphus__ said: ↑

I do not believe Baron Max would ever say something like that:

Please anyone who can confirm is my best friend.
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ElectricFetus · Nov 5, 2008

This quote will keep me on even my saddest days laughing.

madanthonywayne said: ↑

Is it a blip, or the begining of the end for Mr Obama? Obama appears to be certain that the race is over. He's kicking all reporters whose newspapers endorsed McCain off his plane, banning any stations who have the temerity to ask tough questions from any future interviews, in short, he's acting like an arrogant ass. And now, for the first time since right after the Republican convention, McCain has taken the lead over Obama. Reminds me of one of those sports bloopers videos where a guys is about to cross the finish line, raises his hands to celebrate when another guy comes from behind and passes him.

Republican John McCain has pulled back within the margin of error... The three-day average holds steady, but McCain outpolled Obama 48% to 47% in Friday, one day, polling. He is beginning to cut into Obama's lead among independents, is now leading among blue collar voters, has strengthened his lead among investors and among men, and is walloping Obama among NASCAR voters. Joe the Plumber may get his license after all...
http://www.drudgereport.com/
Here are some more reasons this may be happening:

1) One poll has undecided voters at 14 percent on the last weekend, which means most of them probably really aren’t undecided, that they are either going to stay home or vote preponderantly for McCain and pull McCain across the finish line.

2) Most pollsters are claiming the electorate this year is six to nine points more Democratic than it is Republican. That would be an unprecedented shift from four years ago, when the electorate was evenly divided, 37-37, Republican and Democratic, and a huge shift from two years ago, when it was 37-33 Democratic. A shift of this size didn’t even happen after Watergate.

3) Obama frequently outpolled his final result in primaries, which might have many causes but might also indicate that he has difficulty closing the sale.

4) The argument in the past two weeks has shifted, such that many undecided voters who are now paying attention are hearing about Obama’s redistributionist tendencies at exactly the right moment for McCain.

5) The tightening in several daily tracking polls indicates a modest surge on McCain’s part that could continue through the weekend until election day. If he is behind by three or four points right now, a slow and steady move upward could push him past the finish line in first place.

6) In terms of the electoral map, the energy and focus McCain is directing at Pennsylvania could pay huge dividends if he pulls it off. If he prevails there, it might follow that the message will work in Ohio too. And if he wins Pennsylvania and Ohio, he will probably win even if he loses Virginia and Colorado.

7) Early voting numbers are not oceanic by any means, which may indicate the degree of enthusiasm for Obama among new voters is not something new but something entirely of a par with past candidates, like John Kerry. And they show more strength on the Republican side than most people expected.

8) What happened with the Joe the Plumber story is that Obama has now been effectively outed as a liberal, not a moderate; and because liberalism is still less popular than conservatism, that’s not the best place for Obama to be.

9) The fire lit under Obama’s young supporters in the winter was largely due to Iraq and his opposition to the war. The stunning decline in violence and the departure of Iraq from the front page has put out the fire, to the extent that, like the young woman who made a sexy video calling herself Obama Girl and then didn’t vote in the New York primary because she went to get a manicure, they might not want to stand on line on Tuesday.

10) Hispanic voters, who are always underpolled, know and appreciate McCain from his stance on immigration and will vote for him in larger numbers than anyone anticipates.
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/jpodhoretz/40841
I loved the bit about how the Obama girl didn't even bother to go out and vote for Obama! That's just the kind of arrogance I'm looking for. McCain's always been known for his comebacks. This may be his best one yet! I know the poll I linked to is only one poll, but son of a bitch, it's good to have something to be excited about. This race is not over. Go McCain!
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source: http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2072957#post2072957

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ElectricFetus · Nov 19, 2008

Made my day!

madanthonywayne said: ↑

uperstring01 said:

First a black president, now organ farms. When do we get the flying cars?

~String
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Guess what?!

Pentagon Clears Flying-Car Project for Takeoff

Pentagon mad-science division Darpa is helping build thought-controlled robotic limbs, artificial pack mules, real-life laser guns and "kill-proof" soldiers. So it comes as no surprise, really, that the agency is now getting into the flying-car business, too.

Darpa hopes its "Personal Air Vehicle Technology" project, announced yesterday, will ultimately lead to a working prototype of a military-suitable flying car -- a two- or four-passenger vehicle that can "drive on roads" one minute and take off like a helicopter the next. The hybrid machine would be perfect for "urban scouting," casualty evacuation and commando-delivery missions, the agency believes.

Flying cars have been a just-around-the-corner promise for decades, of course. Today, several companies swear that they are just on the verge of manufacturing such machines. Terrafugia claims its folding-wing mini-plane will be ready to deliver by 2009. Pal-V has a three-wheeled gyrocopter thingy. Urban Aeronautics promises to do the whole thing without any wings or rotors at all. And let's not even get into the personal flying saucers.

Darpa says its Cessna-sized combo vehicle should be able to cruise at 60 mph on land, and 150 mph in the air. It should be able to stay aloft for two hours on a tank of fuel. "The challenge," the agency says, "is to define the major components of such a vehicle that would be suitable for military scouting and personnel transport missions, yet are small enough, inexpensive enough, and easy enough to operate that it can be widely used."

To make the flying car work, Darpa believes, makers will have to use "morphing wings" to ease the transition from road to sky; "optimized disk loading" propulsion, "for the combined fly/drive mission"; and strong flight control software. Darpa isn't making an enormous commitment to the flying car, just yet. This is a project aimed at small business; contracts of this type are typically under a million dollars per year. But maybe, with a small Pentagon push, the flying car dream could finally clear the ground. http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/1...-flying-c.html
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source: http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2095315#post2095315

ElectricFetus · Dec 22, 2008

Pandaemoni said: ↑

People who believe in the "Lone Shoe Thrower" theory are extremely gullible. We are supposed to believe that a single man removed and threw two shoes at President Bush in under three seconds? There was clearly a second thrower.

Plus, did you see the way Bush dodged? Like he knew the shoes were coming. No old man can dodge like that without forewarning. This was clearly a plot by the Bush administartion that they are now blaming on shoe terrorists.
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source: http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2125295#post2125295

ElectricFetus · Dec 23, 2008

Zap said: ↑

Americans should just pick one Senate seat and make it an hereditary title for the Kennedy family. The stipulation would be that Princess Caroline must wait for King Theodore to pass to his eternal reward before she can take up her birthright powers over the plebes. Throw another two seats to the Clintons and Bushes respectively, to their heirs forever.

This would leave only ninety-seven up to the highest corporate and special interest bidder - but I think it's a fair trade.
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source: http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2125652#post2125652

Hercules Rockefeller · Dec 23, 2008

Pandaemoni said:

People who believe in the "Lone Shoe Thrower" theory are extremely gullible. We are supposed to believe that a single man removed and threw two shoes at President Bush in under three seconds? There was clearly a second thrower.
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Gold! :bravo:

leopold · Jan 18, 2009

i am sister lotus.
-happeh

fuck all y'all
-spidergoat

shut the fuck up.
-skinwalker

where else is a bunch of mutts like us going to live?
-madanthonywayne

masturbation is the leading cause of death due to aids.
-happeh

Tiassa · Feb 27, 2009

From a guy who hates elitism

"This forum can't help me. It's full of people like you. And nobody seems to care."

—Countezero, to Iceaura. . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Left v/s Right: A serious discussion."

leopold · Mar 21, 2009

a sciforums classic!

phlogistician said:

Do you think that his handle is a clue? Scott3x, as in 'Scott 3 Ply' as in you know, wank hankies? (Also marketed as 'Kleenex' I believe.)
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draqon · Mar 21, 2009

the day happeh was banned, world went into abysmal iniquity

leopold · Mar 21, 2009

happeh isn't banned.

S.A.M. · Mar 21, 2009

Here is a good one.

Skinwalker said:

A wise man once said, "there are those for whom it is one's duty to offend." I'm afraid you'll just have to accept insult as a matter of course if you want to post or read in the religion section of a science board.
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draqon · Mar 21, 2009

leopold99 said: ↑

happeh isn't banned.
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what happened than? :bugeye:

ElectricFetus · Apr 16, 2009

Just want to remind everyone of this:

S.A.M. said:

Been thinking about it for some time now, and its time to let go. Cold turkey usually works best for me, less painful to pull off the bandage all at once.

Its been fun to be here and I'll miss [some of] you.
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That was on 12-18-08 and SAM managed to stay cold turkey... for 48-62hours! We need to help SAM quite it horrible addiction, because SAM can't help its self.

Cellar_Door · Apr 16, 2009

Oli on being around when the dinosaurs were wiped out...

Oli said: ↑

Positive, I just nipped out for five minutes.
And when I got back....
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draqon · Apr 16, 2009

ElectricFetus said: ↑

Just want to remind everyone of this:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=89125

That was on 12-18-08 and SAM managed to stay cold turkey... for 48-62hours! We need to help SAM quite it horrible addiction, because SAM can't help its self.
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maybe what she really needs is, a man in her life.

ElectricFetus · Apr 17, 2009

draqon said: ↑

maybe what she really needs is, a man in her life.
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It needs something in its life, why don't you try?

draqon · Apr 17, 2009

ElectricFetus said: ↑

It needs something in its life, why don't you try?
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Lets start with you.

ElectricFetus · Apr 17, 2009

draqon said: ↑

Lets start with you.
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yeah, I'll do that when I'm dead, thank you very much.

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