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Discussion in 'World Events' started by goofyfish, Oct 30, 2002.

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  1. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    Bush: "I promise that we will get revenge on that country over there... which ever one it might be."

    Secret Service Agent: "Sir thats Kentucky."
     
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  3. grazzhoppa yawwn Valued Senior Member

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    "Damn, this is cool"
     
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  5. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    This buds fer you

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  7. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    'Uh oh, people are looking at me....Act Natural'
     
  8. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    or better yet

    Ya'll come back now ya hear!
     
  9. incendiary Registered Senior Member

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    After wetting his pants the President hatched a clever plan to draw attention away from the growing wet spot in his pants.

    " Look Elvis in a UFO"

    quiet Eeeevil Dubya. Evil indeed.
     
  10. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    'President Bush demonstrating how he is going to press the 'Nuclear Launch' button against Iraq'
     
  11. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    "ok, ill hold my finger like this, and you toss the pretzel rings!"
     
  12. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    "I will wear my yellow flag upon my sleeve."
     
  13. m0rl0ck Consume! Conform! Obey! Registered Senior Member

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    "Could one of y'all help me find my nose?"
     
  14. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    "You crazy guys! How many times do I have to tell you not to tickle me from behind while I'm trying to give a speech on terrorism?"
     
  15. Captain_Crunch Club Ninja Valued Senior Member

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    "Whos your daddy?"
     
  16. grazzhoppa yawwn Valued Senior Member

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    "Where the hell am I?
     
  17. John MacNeil Registered Senior Member

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    "Hey, Jay? ...I forgot what country I'm in...who's flag is that behind me?"
     
  18. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    So, how are we going to decide which ones are the best?
     
  19. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    If stupid faces were a dime a dozen, I could be a politician. If stupid grins were thought to mean something I could be...President!

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  20. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    I'M A STUPID PLUTOCRAT MOTHERF*CKER TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS AND ESTABLISH A NEW, OFFICIAL EMPIRE OF THE PLANET. IF NOT I AM MERELY A FIGUREHEAD OF VARIOUS ORGANIZATIONS TRYING TO TURN A DEMOCRACY INTO EITHER A PLUTOCRACY, OLIGARCY, FEUDALIST, TOTALITARIAN, FASCIST, OR COMMUNIST COUNTRY UNDER THE GUISE OF PROMISING LOWER TAXES AND BORROWING FROM LIBERAL IDEAS BUT NEVER TAKING ACTION UPON THEM (GIVING MORE MONEY TO SCHOOLS, GIVING SENIORS PRESCRIPTION DRUG COVERAGE ETC ETC). I WAS A JOKE TO THE WORLD BEFORE THE TERRORISTS THAT I, MYSELF, CONVINCED INDIRECTLY TO KILL THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE INDIRECTLY. NOW MY ORGANIZATION, MY POLITICAL PARTY, AND MY RUTHLESS IDEALISM (US VS. THEM) BORROWED FROM THE HORROR OF THE REAGAN EPOCH WILL SOON DOMINATE THE NATION, AND I, ABOVE ALL OTHERS, WILL HAVE UNLIMITED, ULTIMATE POWER OVER ALL OTHERS, USING A PRINCIPLE THAT HAS WORKED SINCE THE HUMAN CIVILIZATION BEGAN TO PRACTICE POLITICS:

    "MOST PEOPLE ARE PRETTY STUPID"

    I WILL EASILY TRICK THEM, ALONG WITH MY SUPPORTERS, INTO A NEW EMPIRE AND NEW REIGN OF PURE EVIL. IT BEGAN A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO AND THE SECOND STEP WILL COMMENCE ON TUESDAY, WHEN THE MOB OF AMERICA VOTES IN REPUBLICANS TO REPLACE DEMOCRATS IN THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE, SEALING THE FATE OF THE POPULACE OF HUMANITY....FOREVER


    ---From What President Bush is thinking all the time as seen through the eyes of a person looking at the worst that can happen
     
  21. UberDragon The Freak at the Computer Registered Senior Member

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    The people of Tokyo stood in horror for a mere second, thinking that Godzilla had returned, but when they noticed the fake grey wig, they went about their lives as Bush proceeded to walk into some power lines and promptly exploded.
     
  22. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Maaaaaaaaaaaan did I miss cocain!
     
  23. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    "What's that you say? Bohemian Grove?
    Nope never heard of it. Next question."
     
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