Sci-Death (How you would choose to die)

i wanna die on the last, one which i detonate myself, laughing madly with my thumb burying the red button, my enemies' mouths agape at how much i hate them...

 

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A Chrysler. I had a major accident in a Chrysler too. The driver that hit me paid out in full. The car was destroyed, a write-off, but I walked free with just a bump to the head, like you. Guess that makes us crash twins.

 

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While having sex

 

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(sorry couldn't resist)

 

How about inhaling pure hydrogen gas, becoming unconscious and dying whilst unconscious. Perfectly painless.

Or what about in a high altitude chamber simulating low air densities. Black out. Die whilst unconscious. Again. Painless.

 

I'd rather not die but if I die before age 40, I expect there to be an afterlife (and I believe God is on my side).

 

Favored demise: being on a large bed with a dozen or so cats. The cats crowd around me, and eventually crowd closer and closer until my entire body is covered.

In the morning, the cats all get up and leave, and my body is gone.