Santa vs God

Discussion in 'Religion' started by davewhite04, Dec 19, 2018.

  1. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Who would you take given the choice? and why...

    I go with Santa, not complex just straight forward presents 365 days of the year.

    Easy choice for me.
     
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  3. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    God for sure as you can invent any crap you like and form a church creating a non taxable income stream and justify any thing as being under the control of someone else .
    Alex
     
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  7. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

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    Santa only delivers on 1 of those 364.25 days per solar roatation
    God is yet to show any specific delivery date
    sounds a bit sexual...
    who is more sexy
    Santa or God ?

    my choice is Santa because god has no actual decour specifics and no fairy lights.. or tree.
    but dont tell god incase she is working checkout at christmass time and finds out i said that and decides not to give me the special discount price on decorations.
     
  8. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    i hear you.
     
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  10. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    Explain it before you link it you lazy sausage.
    Alex
     
  11. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    haha not be him

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  12. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Take where?
     
  13. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Who would you rather exist?
     
  14. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Depends on which God you're talking about.
     
  15. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Wait WTF!

    Why isn't God dishing out presents anyway?
     
  16. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Did God stop answering your prayers, Beer w/Straw?
     
  17. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Do you mean I could get free stuff by going to Church or something?

    Our Father who art in heaven,
    Hallowed be thy Name,
    thy kingdom come,
    thy will be done,
    on earth as it is in heaven.

    Give us this day our daily bread.
    And give me a Pony.
    Amen.
     
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  18. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Is it free if you have to pray for it?

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  19. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    That is a deeply religious question.

    If God was like a bank that you can get a loan from, what are the interest rates?
     
  20. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Karma points that you can deposit for your next incarnation?
     
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  21. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    I'd sure hate to burn in Hell for eternity for a glass of wine.
     
  22. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Say Zeus?
     
  23. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Because it's obviously Santa's job.
     

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