Rumsfeld // and this guy is your Secretary of Defense?

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  1. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Rumsfeld // and this guy is your Secretary of Defence?

    from -> http://www.defense.gov/transcripts/2004/tr20040910-secdef1286.html

    errm? ok, whatever

    All I see is Iraq nowadays.
    in Russia there were no arabs, only checens and ingushs

    prepare for a real perl ->



    not only that ->

    riiiiiiiiiight
    why does it seem to me that this guy doesn't know the difference between Saddam and Osama. Well... they all are the same, the f***** terrorist shit. Kill 'em all

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  3. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    I bet he wishes for his precious glass box right about now.

    Of course, I'm brought to mind even more of "Confession":

    Once in a while,
    I’m standing here, doing something.
    And I think,
    “What in the world am I doing here?”
    It’s a big surprise.

    (Donald Rumsfeld)
     
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  5. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Which of you could more adequately serve as the US SoD?

    Explain, in detail.
     
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  7. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Thanks for the education.
     
  8. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Thanks for your patience:

    Any of us, who would hold accountability and honesty up as his or her guiding patriotic duty in that office.
     
  9. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    I'd give it a go. I couldn't do a worse job...
     
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  11. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Thanks, RM- I had forgotten about Bartcop.com- An oasis of political laughs.
     
  12. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    James R offered:
    That being your 'feel good' answer, you haven't yet actually demonstrated that you are employable in the far less challenging Aussie equivalent of the position.
     
  13. Gustav Banned Banned

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    *Reagan and Arnold were actors before entering into public service.
    *Reich, a law professor, manages thousands of employees and a 35(?) billion dollar budget.
    *Congresswoman Bono was a housewife with a BA in Fine Arts.

    When, where and how did they prove their competency?

    Lets look at corruption...Allbaugh. He was Bush’s chief of staff when Bush was governor of Texas. Prez Bush then made him director of FEMA. i hope you were suitably outraged.

    Ambassadorships are perennial favorite of those partial to cronyism.

    Many others spend their way into positions of power...Christopher Gabriel spent $904 per vote; Al Checchi spent $52 per vote; Michael Bloomberg paid $93 per vote; Michael Huffington paid $6 per vote.

    It appears that being a businessman automatically makes you suitable for public office. No questions asked. Again, I hope you were suitably outraged.

    We come now to Prez Bush's demonstration of competency

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    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

    I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

    I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

    I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
    I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her..............


    However, he did kick Saddam's ass!

    VOTE BUSH!
     
  14. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Mr.G.,

    It seems strange to require that your Secretary of Defence shoul serve first in another country. I don't recall Rumsfeld doing that.
     
  15. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    James R,

    It's no less strange that you imagine serving first in another country.

    You don't recall for the excellent reason that neither actuality can exist.
     
  16. Pangloss More 'pop' than a Google IPO! Registered Senior Member

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    Norman's macro-spam reply once again.
     
  17. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Mr. G,

    I'm sorry, but if there was a point to this I think I missed it.
     
  18. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    You're not that dense.

    Still, as educated as you are, you're under-qualified for either of the two positions.

    But then, that's essentially what you just admitted.
     
  19. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    ill do his job

    first action

    anilise bigest threat to US

    Bush

    take action

    order delta force to assasinate bush

    case closed

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  20. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    "If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
     

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