Riddle

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Arkon, Apr 12, 2004.

  1. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    haha - good one.
     
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  3. prajna Registered Member

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    Mahatma Gandhi explained, “Very calmly, Sage Satyavrata said, ‘My eyes have seen but they cannot speak. My mouth can speak but it cannot see. Please leave me alone, O hunter, and go your way.’

    The hunter was so impressed by the courage of this answer that he begged apology and left.”

    Turning to the journalist, Mahatma Gandhi concluded, “Most importantly, know that if anybody asks a question, one is never obliged to give an answer.”
     
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  5. Arkon Shazbot. Registered Senior Member

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    Alright after a long absence: Clara Clatter has an uncanny ability to be able to listen to the radio, carry on a conversation, or even watch TV while reading a book. One night Clara was watching TV while reading a book when the power went out. Her husband decided to go to bed. However, Clara kept reading, even though the room was completely dark. How could she continue to read?
     
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  7. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    she's blind? maybe not cause she's "watching" TV

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  9. Arkon Shazbot. Registered Senior Member

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    Both wrong, and yes she is watching TV.
     
  10. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Clara was recently the recipient of a space-age ocular implant. With this implant, she can view far more than the visible spectrum of light. In fact, she's a bit worried about her husband's fidelity which is why she can't sleep. Her new vision has allowed her to see all the strange stains on her husbands underwear and thinks he's having an affair.

    Or, she's reading from memory.
     
  11. transio Creative Genius Registered Senior Member

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    Not sure if this has been guessed yet, but:

    Bob came back to his car, and saw the investigator snooping around in his car, pulled out his gun and shot him in the head?
     
  12. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    she's deaf?
     
  13. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    reading is actually a typo? it should say readying? she's actually readying explosives for her next day's activities and she's done it so many times that she can do it in the dark?
     
  14. Ste_harris Net Ninja Registered Senior Member

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    How about: she was using her laptop powered by its batteries, to watch a live internet feed of a tv channel, whilst reading an electronic book.

    If she was blind she could have been reading a book in braile, whilst listening to the television, you only said she continued to read not watch tv after the power went out

    :m:
     
  15. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    she was deaf

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    audio books... and like, her brain was reading signals...

    she's blind.
    it was day? no cause it's completely dark...
    damn you.
     
  16. Arkon Shazbot. Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry for not answering. But she wasnt blind. How could she be watching TV?

    She was reading in braille!
     
  17. prajna Registered Member

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  18. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    aaah!! That's why I said she was blind :'(
     
  19. Arkon Shazbot. Registered Senior Member

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    I always liked that riddle, but she cant watch TV while shes blind! So someone else do a riddle. Make it a hard one!
     
  20. Ste_harris Net Ninja Registered Senior Member

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    Small and white,
    Served to a table of two or four,
    Love is only part of the fun

    What am i?

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