Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by StrangerInAStrangeLand, May 19, 2014.
Good name for dog with no legs.
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When a couple are about to run off to get married, what fruit should they not eat?
Yep! That didn't take long.
Hey...been experiencing massive brain farts lately...
Had a moment of clarity.
I'll take it... Lol.
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
The elevator was to small.!!!
When are golf balls angry?
When they are teed off.
Ha ha ha... what did the nail say to the hammer.???
Don't bang me!
Not really sure...
But, it reminds me of this...
What did the nail say to the screw when it saw a hammer coming down upon them?
Hammers drive me crazy but you'r screwed.!!!
That's actually a pretty good answer... But, the actual answer is...
This is not a drill...
"Perfect. I like a screw best when I'm hammered."
(The nail said this, not me. Blame the nail.)
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end...
What do I call a witch with poison ivy?
I'm not a pool, a tree, a slave, a website, or a shirt.
What am I?
Just use left click on your mouse and highlight the answer below this.
A book. Not a pool but it has a cover, not a tree but has leaves, not a slave but is bound, not a website but has pages, and not a shirt but has sleeves.
Separate names with a comma.