Riddle Me This

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by StrangerInAStrangeLand, May 19, 2014.

  1. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Good name for dog with no legs.
    Stumpy.
     
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  3. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    When a couple are about to run off to get married, what fruit should they not eat?
     
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  5. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Cantelope???
     
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  7. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Yep! That didn't take long.
     
  8. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Hey...been experiencing massive brain farts lately...

    Had a moment of clarity.

    I'll take it... Lol.
     
  9. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
     
  10. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    The elevator was to small.!!!
     
  11. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Yes.



    When are golf balls angry?
     
  12. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    When they are teed off.
     
  13. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Ha ha ha... what did the nail say to the hammer.???
     
  14. Arne Saknussemm trying to figure it all out Valued Senior Member

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    Don't bang me!
     
  15. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Not really sure...

    But, it reminds me of this...

    What did the nail say to the screw when it saw a hammer coming down upon them?
     
  16. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Hammers drive me crazy but you'r screwed.!!!
     
  17. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    That's actually a pretty good answer... But, the actual answer is...

    This is not a drill...
     
  18. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    "Perfect. I like a screw best when I'm hammered."

    (The nail said this, not me. Blame the nail.)
     
  19. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    What kind of street does a ghost like best?
     
  20. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    A dead end...
     
  21. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    What do I call a witch with poison ivy?
     
  22. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Itchy witchy.
     
  23. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not a pool, a tree, a slave, a website, or a shirt.

    What am I?


    Just use left click on your mouse and highlight the answer below this.

    A book. Not a pool but it has a cover, not a tree but has leaves, not a slave but is bound, not a website but has pages, and not a shirt but has sleeves.
     

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