Riddle Me This

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by StrangerInAStrangeLand, May 19, 2014.

  1. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    If I take a _______ in most places, people will be shocked. When I take 1 in the produce area of a grocery store, no 1 notices.
     
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  5. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    That 1 didn't take long.
     
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  7. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Don is 6 ft 2 in tall, he's an assistant at a butcher shop and wears size 16 shoes. What does he weigh?
     
  8. btr Registered Member

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    Meat?
     
  9. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    'You didn't need the question mark.
     
  10. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Yep.
     
  11. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    At a family reunion, I was cooking stir-fry. I'd done so successfully many times yet had problems that time & found my self between a _____ & a _____ place.
     
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  12. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    a wok & a hard place
     
  13. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    What kind of walk is angry?
     
  14. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    A crosswalk.
     
  15. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Why did the otter cross the road?
     
  16. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    To get to the otter side.
     
  17. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    What do you call a dog, with no legs?
     
  18. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Dont mater... they ant gonna come no mater what ya call 'em

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  19. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Lol... You sir, are correct.
     
  20. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    I've seen a dog with no rear legs come when called & a person with no arms or legs get in & out of bed & move thru the house.
     
  21. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Ahhh... You say a dog with no REAR legs...
    But, we're talking a dog with NO legs... Don't pick nits. : )

    Besides, it's just an old joke that cracked me up when I first heard it.

    I have a "dry" sense of humor... Probably why I love Monty Python so much...

    And "The Goodies",and " The Young ones"... And, of course, " Benny Hill".
     
  22. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Ever wonder why that Frisbee is gettin bigger... and then it hits ya.???
     
  23. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    I've never been hit by a frisbee & never seen 1 get bigger.
     

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