Riddle Me This

Which insect has another insect in it?

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Insecticide

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Insecticide is an insect?

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Marco, Tucker, Webster & Thomas are brothers. Is the 5th brother's name Evan, Frank or Alex?

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½ of it is

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What did Salvador Dali say to express his affection to his girlfriend?

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Beetle

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Why did I cross the Mobius strip?

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Giving it your blessing

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They hide good, don't they?

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MTWTF

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My girlfriend wanted to have a baby but I didn't. I kept dropping hints but she didn't get it. Why couldn't I come right out & tell her?

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I love you with all my art!

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To get to the same side

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She replied

Are you sure your love is surreal?

Not just a flight of fancy?

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That was after she said "Hello Dali, Hello Dali, it's so nice to have you back. You're looking swell, Dali."

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle & a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

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I didn't want to be a parent.

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Did Moses have termites on the ark?

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Good question.

Raises another good question: Did Moses bring only two termites? Two ants? Two bees?

Because someone might want to have a talk with God about arthropod reproduction...