Revelation 22 - We are at the *** very last *** chapter of the Bible

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  1. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    M*W: While your astronomy may be accurate, the Alpha and Omega are metaphors for our never ending orbit around the sun. The beginning is also the end. The end is also the beginning. The ultimate metaphor is that the sun (which is a metaphor for god) is never ending and always re-beginning.

    There's no mystery in Revelation. It can all be explained by astro-theological metaphor (also called myth).
     
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  3. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not quite sure if that is what Matt Marr did mean. I asked him, and he didn't reply. Perhaps he will reply to you. The Evening and Morning star metaphor is a nice one because it is a situation where there seem to be two things, but they are really the same thing, being the planet Venus of course. Also one is at the start of the day and the other is at the end.
    Whether it's got anything to do with Revelations is another matter, but it's a lovely image, and it fits the theme of Alpha and Omega perfectly.
     
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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    hello......erm, hello!........
    Where is everyone on this thread?

    Anyone else not been raptured yet?
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Im still here.. rapture ?

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  8. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    That's two of us then.
    Maybe you have to say some magic word to get raptured.

    Allahkazzam!

    ..........no, I'm still here.
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe if you convert... erm no too late i guess. Oh well :shrug:
     
  10. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe God's Catholic. A little Catholic prayer might do the business.

    St Veronica of the Blessed Holy Handkerchief,
    rapture us.................

    .......no, still here.
     
  11. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    We've all been raptured! This is heaven!
     
  12. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    This is going to take some getting used to.
    It's very similar to how earth was.
    I thought it would be different somehow.
     
  13. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    The weather is better.
    But Guinness is still £2.70 a pint.
    Surely it should be cheaper?
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    No, the theists are still questioning evolution... this cannot be heaven :bawl:
     
  15. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe we're in the other place?

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  16. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Oh God, please... !! *tries to kill himself but miserably fails, ofcourse*
     
  17. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    M*W: I doubt MaatMarr will reply with an answer. He only wants to preach not learn.
     
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  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    You have a very potent combination of meme viruses Mr Marr.
    I don't know why someone who never replies to posts is allowed on this site.
    Don't they ban spamming here?

    A question for you.
    What has Revelations 22 got to do with it?
    Let's see if there is any reply.
    I won't hold my breath.
     
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  20. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Does that one have Bruce Willis and Danny glover in it too?
     
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  22. sandy Banned Banned

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    Nope. My properties are fine. I'm one of the few Christians out here who has divine protection.

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    :worship: :bravo:
     
  23. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I guess all the rest were disbelievers?
     

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