Revelation 22 - We are at the *** very last *** chapter of the Bible

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  1. MattMarr Banned Banned

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  2. ashura the Old Right Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, my toast mentioned something similar earlier this morning, but the marmalade couldn't (wouldn't?) tell me if I should trust it's judgment.
     
  3. scorpius a realist Valued Senior Member

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    this is NOT logical,... if youre first you cant be last and vice versa,..
    rev 22 is garbage
     
  4. ashura the Old Right Registered Senior Member

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    First piece of toast on the plate can end up being the last piece of toast on the plate if you eat the others before it, yup.
     
  5. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    There is also speculation that Revelation talks about the times and events current to the time when it was written (i.e. NOT NOW).

    http://www.westpalmbeachchurchofchrist.com/articles/revelation/summary.html

     
  6. MattMarr Banned Banned

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    The Morning Star is the same as the Evening Star -- Venus: it sets twenty minutes after sunset and rises twelve minutes before sunrise; it is the first of the evening stars, and the last of the morning stars.
     
  7. pjdude1219 troaty mouth best song ever Valued Senior Member

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    revalations was written by a guy trying to insure chriastians would keep the faith in the face roman persacution it really isn't meant as prophecy in fortelling the future
     
  8. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Are you saying that the quotation in revelations refers to Venus, which is both alpha-morning and omega-evening? Interesting idea.
     
  9. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    I feel a bit like revelation 22. The last poster on this thread.... erm... Hello!........ anyone there?
     
  10. Enmos Staff Member

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    Wooptidoo !
     
  11. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    What happens after the last chapter of the Bible, we move on to the Koran?
     
  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    no god kills us all or something equaly as enjoyable.

    peace.
     
  13. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    What this thread needs is a post from FIARDO.
    Zut alors! Blueberry muffins from Mars.
     
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  14. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Cool, so Matt....if we make it another say...100 years, we can burn every fucking bible on this planet?
     
  15. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Do we have to wait that long?
     
  16. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    We have already been on the last page more than 100 years, I think it just starts again.
     
  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe the last page is missing. The page where it's all explained like an Agatha Christie book.
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I await the sequel, Bible 2.0.
     
  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    In Bible 1.0, on the missing page, the character that you think is dead reappears at the last minute..... setting up the basis for bible 2.0
     
  20. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    M*W: I'll bring the matches.
     

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