Revelation 22 - We are at the *** very last *** chapter of the Bible

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by MattMarr, Jul 11, 2007.

  1. MattMarr Banned

  2. ashura the Old Right

    Yes, my toast mentioned something similar earlier this morning, but the marmalade couldn't (wouldn't?) tell me if I should trust it's judgment.
  3. scorpius a realist

    this is NOT logical,... if youre first you cant be last and vice versa,..
    rev 22 is garbage
  4. ashura the Old Right

    First piece of toast on the plate can end up being the last piece of toast on the plate if you eat the others before it, yup.
  5. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart!

    There is also speculation that Revelation talks about the times and events current to the time when it was written (i.e. NOT NOW).

  6. MattMarr Banned

    The Morning Star is the same as the Evening Star -- Venus: it sets twenty minutes after sunset and rises twelve minutes before sunrise; it is the first of the evening stars, and the last of the morning stars.
  7. pjdude1219 troaty mouth best song ever

    revalations was written by a guy trying to insure chriastians would keep the faith in the face roman persacution it really isn't meant as prophecy in fortelling the future
  8. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties!

    Are you saying that the quotation in revelations refers to Venus, which is both alpha-morning and omega-evening? Interesting idea.
  9. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties!

    I feel a bit like revelation 22. The last poster on this thread.... erm... Hello!........ anyone there?
  10. Enmos Moderator

    Wooptidoo !
  11. Nickelodeon Banned

    What happens after the last chapter of the Bible, we move on to the Koran?
  12. no god kills us all or something equaly as enjoyable.

  13. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties!

    What this thread needs is a post from FIARDO.
    Zut alors! Blueberry muffins from Mars.
    Last edited: Aug 3, 2007
  14. nietzschefan Thread Killer

    Cool, so Matt....if we make it another say...100 years, we can burn every fucking bible on this planet?
  15. Nickelodeon Banned

    Do we have to wait that long?
  16. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast!

    We have already been on the last page more than 100 years, I think it just starts again.
  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties!

    Maybe the last page is missing. The page where it's all explained like an Agatha Christie book.
  18. Nickelodeon Banned

    I await the sequel, Bible 2.0.
  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties!

    In Bible 1.0, on the missing page, the character that you think is dead reappears at the last minute..... setting up the basis for bible 2.0
  20. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History!

    M*W: I'll bring the matches.

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