Relationship, or Real Doll?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by android, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    Sometimes dealing with other people is too neurotic to consider. If you didn't want to get married, didn't want to have kids, why the hell would you bother with a real human? Don't give me this "it feels better" crap - the RealDoll gives a real person a run for his/her money!

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  3. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Stop doing pot before posting...it really doesn't make anyone more of an interesting person.
     
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  5. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Well now I can't answer.

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  7. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Yea! BUT!!Realdoll doesn't pay half the bills either. and I take a wild guess your battery expences would be phenomenal.

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  8. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    'lard:
    I have been stoned to the point of laughing hysterically over the tiling of my bathroom floor, but I have never thought of something like that.

    Males: occasionally good for cuddling and 15 minutes of sex.

    Real Dolls: never good for cuddling and always good for hours of sex.

    Cats: always good for stroking, often for purring and never good for sex.

    Solution:
    Exterminate males except for a choice few selected for intelligence and genetic strength, breed cats and make lots of Real Dolls.
    Of course there would be lots of annoying, neurotic sluts around. They would be sterilized and tend to the cats.
     

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