A lot of french humour is based round that assumption.... Q.."What do you call a pretty woman in England" A.."A tourist"......lol And Obesety has become a lot more widespread in the UK in the past 15 years..
You're right. I apologise profusely. Like I said, no more jokes. *lowers head and walks off* http://images.artnet.de/artwork_images/113308/150355.jpg
That's true but that Brits have a long way to go to catch up with the Yanks. Some cowboys need re-inforced horses. Look at Hoss Cartright ! And as for those wretched Waltons, destroying the environment by chopping down every last tree on Walton Mountain. Then you have all those people with pearly white teeth munching their way through burgers, fries, tacos and other rubbishy food before waddling off to sprawl out in front of the TV and watch heart-rending tales about little boys and their dawgs. When they are not eating, American men talk about nothing but money, especially their tax -dollars. I once overheard an American say " a dollar free of tax is a tax-free dollar ". I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about. Then they have their heroes, like the guy who lived in a shoebox in the Bible belt and, owing to diligence and prayer, made it to the White House. I shall be covering this and much more in the book I am writing: Can anyone get on in America ? Fat chance
We are no-way near as fat as the Americans! As for the girls, I don't know how good a measure this is, but I'd say about 1 in 5 girls are hot in the UK.
I don't want to say anything to get any americans angry here... but in response to Scot, just after the OP, i think shallow is a very accurate word...... ..... but for me, its the countries patriotic nature that gets up my noes.
And yes, Blue is right -- we are no way near as obese as America. That's because our staple diet doesn't consist of daily macdonalds.
I love Americans. I do. Especially the girls. Now admittedly, I'm a little bit long in the tooth these days and the sight of a jelly-roll-parker arse can set my libidometre( yes, that's libidometre, not libby domitor or even libidometer) to twelve on the booty scale. Fuck those snake hipped Pommie chicks with their aerobic routines and friggin' polite is as pilates does smugness. I want a real woman whose softness knows no bounds and who is not bound by modern Eastern models of sveltness. I want a broad who's broad, whose belt is not bordered by boyness. Yes, bring me a mid-western mamma whose father was prob'ly a farmer, her M(O)m was a porker, her brother's a dawker and god knows I'll fawk'er, if only she sing star spangled banner.
Americans aren't as bad as everyone thinks. Very few people I know are fat (actually, I probably know more skinny people than fat people). And it seems like everyone thinks Americans are stupid, too. Sure, we've got our fair share of idiots over here. But there's plenty of really smart people too.