Reason to like americans?

I just about spit coffee all over my monitor. That was funny.

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You are lucky. On T.V. and film you get to see the cream of the crop.

 

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Holy shit. And I thought that Em's off base quote couldn't be topped. You guys are killing me with laughter.

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Well i stopped thinking like that when i was around eight years old. And my real name is Beaver too.

 

Oh no, you didn't...

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:wallbang:

 

I think you just stopped thinking.

So, Beaver ! Do you wear a Davy Crockett hat ?

 

Should we can it ?

 

I think it is hilarious how people get their impressions of Americans. I read some of these post's and i think - what the hell is this person who has never been to U.S talking about?

 

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LOL....

 

Here are some pretty nifty reasons:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_inventions

But really America belongs to the whole world because it is a nation of immigrants and that is the best thing about U.S. So we cannot say- "he is an American" or "she is an American" because how do you define an American? Do you think people come here and change once they set foot in the country. No, they do not.

 

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The greatest american that ever lived.... hey he even fought bruce lee..lol
My childhood hero

 

You have never been more wrong. I have had three extended business-connected stays plus holidays in the US. My total stay would have been around 18 momths.

You are fat and humourless. Most of your sitcom shows are rubbish and you need to be told via canned laughter when someone has delivered a funny line.

You take yourselves too seriously because you have yet to forge an identity that will stand up to a bit of self-mockery

On the whole your TV is rubbish. I got the impression that some channels show commercials between the commercial breaks. And, for light entertainment, you have prats banging on about Jesus while raking in the dollars from the guillible.

I could go on but I shall spare your blushes.

 

:roflmao:

 

So you mean that newcomers do not stuff themselves into obeisity with burgers and fries, cheap, nasty chicken and suchlike. I thought everyone had to pledge allegiance to McDonalds anf the Old Colonel. Tell me it's not true.

 

Doesnt matter to me Myles because i am smart enough to know that you cannot judge a whole group of people by the few that you meet. Perhaps one day you will be sophisticated enough to see that. I dont even see too many fat people and many of the younger people are in really good shape. To be honest and if we are not going to worry about hurting peoples feelings then i just think you are jealous.

 

Well i have not eaten McDonalds in over ten years.

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Most Americans go to the gym and exercise.:shrug:

 

This is pretty cool too:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/edison/filmmore/description.html

To be clear i personally am not like most Americans.

:roflmao:

 

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lol....

 

Well, as the most obese people on earth, I reckon that's it's mosty their digestive systems they work out.

I shall report you to the House of unAmerican activities for your failure to visit McDonalds five times a week.

 

They are\were really all Europeans...Schwatza.