Real Reason for Attacking Iraq

Discussion in 'Politics' started by lixluke, Jul 19, 2006.

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  1. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Is this where "Your Majesty" is to be properly inserted?

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    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  3. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I prefer "Your Highness".

    "Your Majesty" makes me sound fat with a powdered wig.

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    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  5. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Why continue to stand there?
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  7. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    All inhale the Queen.
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  8. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    You don't have to see yourself?
     
    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  9. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Can you play croquet?
     
    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  10. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    I played as a kid.
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  11. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Self-aware, not preen needy.

    Y-Chromosome expression.
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  12. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Haploid for most genes.

    Less stable, more mutations.

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    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  13. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Did you also play "Off with their heads?"
     
    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  14. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    300 Million years ago, Nature decided that Y-Chromosomes were necessary to save X's from their own risk protection inadequacy.

    And this is the thanks we get?
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  15. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    No. We played 'Shoot them dead, cut out their hearts, make a stew'.
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  16. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Actually Mother Nature decided that women are too important being already burdened with the responsibility of carrying on the species. So she made things interesting by providing women with genes to choose from and the additional benefits of expendable males to do the hunting fishing and protection stuff.

    She threw in the sex to keep the men on a ball and chain.

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    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  17. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Of course you did.
     
    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  18. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    A leash is a rope with a noose on both ends.
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  19. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    How many heads have you off'd?
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  20. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    But only one has the control; the other merely the illusion of it.

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    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  21. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I'm a nonviolent person.

    I win by devious means. :m:
     
    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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  22. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Ah. Lesbian sex is a good example.
     
    Mr. G, Sep 17, 2006
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  23. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Oh dear! I had no idea you were completely superfluous!

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    S.A.M., Sep 17, 2006
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