Re: My wife dresses me

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Muslim, Dec 29, 2007.

  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    safely? What do you mean? They aren't gonna drown in the shower and as for falling, well they do that on the sidewalk, in the kitchen, in the sandbox....

    And no they probably don't brush their teeth properly at 2, but its how they learn.

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  3. Gustav Banned Banned

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    so ah
    muslim pulling everyones leg is not an option?
    what are you guys privy to that i am not?
     
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  5. Bells Staff Member

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    It's really cute. He stands there and washes his own hair, belly, willy and bottom naming each bit as he goes. We just do the rest for him. His teeth he can do the front really well and we help him do the back one's (we guide his toothbrush). He's never left alone in the bathroom under any circumstance.

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    We just made sure he got the hang of it as soon as he was able to, as in we would guide his hands with his baby soap and it just went on from there. He is also able to eat by himself and pour his own milk.. sloppy but it's how they learn.
     
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  7. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    aww, that's soo cute.

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  8. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Bells:
    What?! You don't even iron his shirts? Your husband should 'trade up'!

    peta9:
    I have the sudden urge to place you on ignore. I HATE little children.
     
  9. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LOL, burn a few shirts and he'll never ask again. After he tries ironing shirts himself, he learns to buy those that don't need it.

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  10. Bells Staff Member

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    Yep. I don't iron his shirts or any other items of his clothing. He also does his own and our laundry if it needs to be done. Nor do I kneel down and clip his toenails. I also don't feed him, bathe him, dress him or tell him what to wear.

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  11. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Orleander:
    What? You think it's hard to iron shirts? I iron my clothes (crinkled shirts, jeans, whatever, but I don't bother ironing something which isn't crinkled) all the time. You'd need to be friggen thick to burn them.

    Bells:

    Then why on earth did he marry you? Jeesh.
     
  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LOL, I burned them on purpose.
    He tried ironing them and thought it was too much work.

    And of course you iron your own shirts. Its how its supposed to be.

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  13. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Orleander:
    Jeesh, I thought only guys used the trick of 'Do a really shitty job so that she has to do it!'

    On top of having to work 40 hours a week? Sure, I sympathize.

    If he works like a slave, 8 hours a day to bring home the bread, then it's a reasonable expectation that YOU iron his shirts.

    If you both work, then it's a reasonable expectation that he iron his own shirts.
     
  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I agree. And he works 10 hrs a day.
    Its a marriage and you help eachother. Its not a police state where rules are rules.
     
  15. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Orleander:
    So you agree that instead of burning his shirts, you should make them nice and flat, so that he looks like a professional when he goes to work to put food on the table?

    Sure. It's your marriage, and stuff like that should be negotiable. It just pisses me off when women who sit at home are like "Hah, that chauvanist pig can iron his own shirts, the lazy fucker!" when that 'lazy fucker' works 8 hours (apparently ten in your case) to make ends meet.
     
  16. Bells Staff Member

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    I beat him into submission.

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  17. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    If that's true, then he deserves to be on the floor, with your boot atop his head.
     
  18. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    If I didn't work, yes.
     
  19. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Fair enough. If you also work, then you shouldn't be expected to iron his shirts. See, I'm reasonable!

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  20. Bells Staff Member

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    I beat him regularly. I particularly like it when he hides in the corner whimpering, while I scream "I am WOMAN.. Hear me ROAR!". Makes me feel strong.

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    RAWR!

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  21. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    In my house:
    I cook/he washes dishes
    He washes laundry/I fold

    Son brings in groceries, daughter puts them away
    Son puts away dishes, daughter sets table
    Son takes out garbage
    Daughter feeds cats
    son cleans bathroom
    daughter cleans cat litter boxes
    My husband and I take turns sweeping the house. One week its his, the next its mine.
     
  22. John99 Banned Banned

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    i have not worked in ten years and everytime my girlfriend comes home i rub her feet no matter how bad they smell. these are things you have to do.
     
  23. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Bells:
    Wow, do you wear black leather attire while doing so?
     

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