Re: My wife dresses me

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Muslim, Dec 29, 2007.

  1. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    So I said in another thread that my wife dresses me... Some of you found this profound and shocking... Now I am confused... I thought everyone asked their wifes to dress them? I thought it was normal?

    She's never complaint about it, always when I wake up in the morning, first thing she does is, take me into the bathroom gives me a shower, then wraps a towel around me, takes me to my bedroom lets me lay in the bed have a snooze... she cooks my breaky... feeds me, after I am done eating... She dresses me for work/uni then she has something to eat drives me to work/uni and then goes to uni herself. That's my regime.

    Women are designed for this... Its all evolution...
     
  2. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    she "gives" you a shower? give me a break
     
  3. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Yes well... She washes my hair... I have long hair it gets all fucked up when I shower and it hurts it gets all interlocked... so she knows how to wash it without it getting interlocked and fucked.
     
  4. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    oh, so she steps in the shower with you and scrubs you down and washes your hair while you are sleeping in the shower, then leads you out of the shower and wraps a towel around you and tucks you back into the bed? then she cooks your breakfast and spoonfeeds you, then leads you by the hand and dresses you like her baby and drives you to work/uni.

    i see..
     
  5. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    It's perfectly normal for a woman to take care of a man like that.
    When he's 3.
     
  6. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    i have to admit, that's a good deal you got going on there.
     
  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Sounds fine to me.

    Whats the problem? :confused:
     
  8. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Well get married and find out for yourself.

    But before she did tell me I was lazy and shit we had an argument... then didn't speak for 2 days and then she apologized and started being normal and taking care of me. And I didn't cry or anything.
     
  9. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    That's what I was thinking. Who wants to have sex with their mom??? Barf!
     
  10. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    No what if you're sick? or are paralyzed? or pretending to be sick. Do you think your wife will tell you to get up and do shit for yourself?
     
  11. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    she must be getting a lot of spending money out of the deal or awesome sex, or both. otherwise, there is no way a woman in her right mind would be doing that. period.
     
  12. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    She ain't my mom, but whats wrong with having a wife whos like a mother and a wife?
     
  13. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    He must be one crazy motherfucker
     
  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Uh, yeah! People who are paralyzed from the waist down can take care of themselves. Pretending to be sick?!
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LMAO!!! motherfucker, LOL!!!!
     
  16. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Well... We have some arrangements.
     
  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce !!! Valued Senior Member

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    You're paralyzed, all right...

    "Action Paralyzed"...

    heh.
     
  18. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    What if you're all paralyzed?

    Yeah and you can pretend to be sick my Irish mate does it all the type he is faking whiplash to claim compensation.
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    then you have a valid reason. Which one of us do you want to come over to break your neck?
     
  20. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Why would I want to do that? have my neck broke? you'd be fucking dead with a broke neck an no fucking idiot.
     

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