Random Thoughts

My head rushes inspired some cool lyrics.

'It's a loss of life force/A draining of blood from the head..'' Haha.

 

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I wish the milkman would deliver my milk; in the morning.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk; when I'm yawning.
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.

 

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I wish the paper boy would throw my paper in the right place
Every morning I wake up and its missing; without a trace
If I don't find it tomorrow; I'm gonna do something to his face
Which will find me on the front page; as tomorrow's town disgrace

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Omg this Zywiolak song really fucks my adrenaline level. It makes me wanna go do something daring and dangerous. I'm not sure what. Maybe go walk along a wall 20ft up.

 

Please Lord Fuck make my adrenal glands calm down im raging and dangerous and pissed off and i wanna punch someones skull hard enough to make a dent yeah rupture vessels in the brain and shit you think you can piss on my self esteem you fuck??!!!!???!!! You fucking try it some more and see if I fucking apologise for myself, you can kiss my fucking ass, go and fuck yourself!!!!! You know what I'm going to go watch the X files all fucking night and be self indulgent and I will NOT listen to you and take care of you and talk you back to life when you're all cut up and destroyed about something you fuck, I am a normal human being no more no less and I have nothing to apologize for except NOT PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE!! Wait, I only contact you over the net so sadly I can't punch you in the face. Damn, that sucks.

Excuse that tirade, people....I was really pissed about something....*someone*....Don't ask. Just normal guy stuff.

 

vi-I'm confused. I thought you were/are a girl/woman of the female persuasion. You have guy stuff? Will it help if I punch myself in the face?

 

Duh, HAM, I am indeed a girl as I have pointed out umpteen times on here. I said guy stuff, because it was a guy who pissed me off...

No, don't punch yourself in the face.

 

What did he do? Kick you in the nuts?

 

If you give me his address and vehicle type, I'll go kick in his headlights. Maybe I'll just send him some fake anthrax.

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Just because you don't have any, Lou...Here, have some of those rubber balls I collected as a kid, you can stick em in your scrotum and pretend they're real.

 

I'll miss Lou and Kadark.

 

I won't.

I hope Lou spontaneously combusts, and Kadark gets raped by a 4ft mutant woman.

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I hope I get raped by a 4 ft mutant woman, too, though. I was hoping that didn't require banning.

 

I started this a long time ago. All my stuff ended up in the Cesspool and one time I got banned.

WTF!

Whiz the Cheezer!

 

No you didn't.

 

I'm not 4ft tall or inhumanly strong, but hell, I'll rape you. *shoots you with paralysing dart, rapes you*

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Oh god! Was it good for you, vi?

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I take it you have never heard the phrase,"You can't rape the willing."?

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Yup, it was good for me, I haven't had any in a while.

Good point.

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I prefer to go down for awhile first. I was trained by lesbians.

 

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